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    What would you like to make?

    What could you make with a bag of Polymorph Plastic? (Who is going to mention dildos or butt-plugs first?)



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    At the mo, I'd like to make the entire cast of West Side Story (film, not stage) and have them do the prologue in my living room.

    West Side Story - Prologue - Official Full Number - 50th Anniversary (HD) - YouTube
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    Kinda cheeky eh...

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    a butt plug

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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    What could you make with a bag of Polymorph Plastic? (Who is going to mention dildos or butt-plugs first?)


    Quote Originally Posted by evil belly View Post
    a butt plug
    Admittedly, it took longer than I expected....
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    A film about backdoor sex with Liz Hurley. Starring me and Liz Hurley. Me directing.
    Mmmmmmm.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fablonbiffchitthe1st View Post
    A film about backdoor sex with Liz Hurley. Starring me and Liz Hurley. Me directing.
    Mmmmmmm.
    3 hours of torment with no dialogue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Legs View Post
    Admittedly, it took longer than I expected....
    to be fair
    they seem to be busy ripping fox and horses a new shite pipe

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    I wouldn't make anything. The stuff he makes in the videos look gash.

    Legs could make a cock to replace the one he got lopped off I suppose?

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