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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    No, it's his Best of Ska CD!
    Is it the way that you tell them?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    It's the internet fucko, my game, my rules. Don't like it? Fuck off.
    Fucking brilliant - quote of the week. Defo a keeper
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Fingezerz View Post
    That'll be the Internetshire Constabulary hot on the case then....
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    Hmm...who was that now banned member who used to like the "reported for harrasment" line.

    Was it 1001 knobbers or something like that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Have you got any racey pictures of your sister?
    I have
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    Quote Originally Posted by nobbyd View Post
    I have
    Prove it, fucko. My sister?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Prove it, fucko. My sister?
    I forget whose now, I've lost the thread. I was hoping the follow up would be be "where did you get them" (or similar), so I could follow up with "Brigade".

    Feel a bit of a twat now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buzz View Post
    Hmm...who was that now banned member who used to like the "reported for harrasment" line.

    Was it 1001 knobbers or something like that?
    In One.

    You win a prize.*


    * Terms and conditions apply - like there being no actual prize.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nobbyd View Post
    I forget whose now, I've lost the thread. I was hoping the follow up would be be "where did you get them" (or similar), so I could follow up with "Brigade".

    Feel a bit of a twat now
    Be nasty pasty again, you won't feel like a twat, you'll have one.


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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Be nasty pasty again, you won't feel like a twat, you'll have one.
    Thanks for the offer, but I've only just put one out - the missus was in a good mood tonight.

    I'll keep you in mind though, for when she's back to normal.
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