ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Mr_Fingerz** · 20-06-2012, 22:42

Originally Posted by 3rdStafford

No, it's his Best of Ska CD!

Is it the way that you tell them?

**nobbyd** · 20-06-2012, 22:42

Originally Posted by The_Snail

It's the internet fucko, my game, my rules. Don't like it? Fuck off.

Fucking brilliant - quote of the week. Defo a keeper

**jarrod248** · 20-06-2012, 22:43

Originally Posted by Mr_Fingezerz

That'll be the Internetshire Constabulary hot on the case then....

I've a long line of Zeroes and ones at the door, not sure what i'm supposed to do with them.

**Buzz** · 20-06-2012, 22:44

Hmm...who was that now banned member who used to like the "reported for harrasment" line.

Was it 1001 knobbers or something like that?

**nobbyd** · 20-06-2012, 22:49

Originally Posted by Buzz

Have you got any racey pictures of your sister?

I have

**The_Snail** · 20-06-2012, 22:53

Originally Posted by nobbyd

I have

Prove it, fucko. My sister?

This axe is not going to wield itself.

**nobbyd** · 20-06-2012, 22:56

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Prove it, fucko. My sister?

I forget whose now, I've lost the thread. I was hoping the follow up would be be "where did you get them" (or similar), so I could follow up with "Brigade".

Feel a bit of a twat now

**Mr_Fingerz** · 20-06-2012, 23:01

Originally Posted by Buzz

Hmm...who was that now banned member who used to like the "reported for harrasment" line.

Was it 1001 knobbers or something like that?

In One.

You win a prize.*

* Terms and conditions apply - like there being no actual prize.

**The_Snail** · 20-06-2012, 23:07

Originally Posted by nobbyd

I forget whose now, I've lost the thread. I was hoping the follow up would be be "where did you get them" (or similar), so I could follow up with "Brigade".

Feel a bit of a twat now

Be nasty pasty again, you won't feel like a twat, you'll have one.

**nobbyd** · 20-06-2012, 23:18

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Be nasty pasty again, you won't feel like a twat, you'll have one.

Thanks for the offer, but I've only just put one out - the missus was in a good mood tonight.

I'll keep you in mind though, for when she's back to normal.