ARmy Rumour SErvice

**The_Snail** · 20-06-2012, 21:00

Originally Posted by shortarms

So is Foxfuckshounds Mike T?

Just a cunt. Move away from the stalky thing, or I'll mention you.

**Fox-and-horses** · 20-06-2012, 21:03

Originally Posted by shortarms

So is Foxfuckshounds Mike T?

No. Quite obviously no.

**Buzz** · 20-06-2012, 21:07

Originally Posted by Fox-and-horses

No. Quite obviously no.

So is Fox sucks Horses just a cunt who needs banning then?

**Blackrat** · 20-06-2012, 21:08

Originally Posted by bigeye

I bow to the superior knowledge of one who has clearly been 'through' the legal system a few times - possibly due to the less than satisfactory contents of the pink ribboned files.

Fuck.

Busted.

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 20-06-2012, 21:11

Originally Posted by bigeye

Bloody hell you're good - that's me almost to a tee...

Bloody camera men! "Ahhh, oooh, the light's gone! Life's hard for a snapper! You can carry the bloody tripod and my 800kg batteries."

You're only just, yeah, just one up from sound men, who are invariably train/plane/boat/ insect spotters.

**TheIronDuke** · 20-06-2012, 21:13

Originally Posted by Fox-and-horses

You are unable to provide any links though.

Links is it? Hows about 12lb of Pork 'n Leek jammed up your jaxie with a broken chair leg then buried alive in the founds of a development site I own just behind Whitley Bay Links? Fucking linked enough now are you? Lets burn the guilty cunt.

My sister has spoken. Hear and tremblingly obey.

**Buzz** · 20-06-2012, 21:15

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

Links is it? Hows about 12lb of Pork 'n Leek jammed up your jaxie with a broken chair leg then buried alive in the founds of a development site I own just behind Whitley Bay Links? Fucking linked enough now are you? Lets burn the guilty cunt.

My sister has spoken. Hear and tremblingly obey.

Have you got any racey pictures of your sister?

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 20-06-2012, 21:16

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

a development site I own just behind Whitley Bay Links?

Away man, you're going up in the world. Giz a sec and I'll phone me pikey mates. They need a place to camp.

Do you speak Romanian?

**bigeye** · 20-06-2012, 21:19

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Bloody camera men! "Ahhh, oooh, the light's gone! Life's hard for a snapper! You can carry the bloody tripod and my 800kg batteries."

You're only just, yeah, just one up from sound men, who are invariably train/plane/boat/ insect spotters.

Surely you know there's a PORTER in reporter.

Sadly the soundo is a vary rare species indeed nowadays.