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**Pebbles015** · 20-06-2012, 19:50

Originally Posted by jarrod248

It's an inadequate type with low self worth and low self esteem. It craves the attention of people in uniform. It no doubt associates with ex-forces personnel and wears uniform that it's not entitled to wear.
It probably wears medals from the Internet and its cycling proficiency test badge.
Likely it was hated at school, had Asthma and wasn't allowed to join the Army.
It's mother would be over protective and rather neurotic probably a Valium addict.
It'll have had a string of low paid mundane jobs, always hating being inadequate and overweight.

Fuck me jarrod, your not hanging about with them psychologists from Swansea are you?

**PrinceAlbert** · 20-06-2012, 19:51

Originally Posted by The_Snail

"like"ing obsessively.

I get the same from him. But I don't brag about it.........I'm used to being liked.

**The_Snail** · 20-06-2012, 19:53

Originally Posted by Fox-and-horses

You are unable to provide any links though.

I don't have to do anything I don't want to do.

**jarrod248** · 20-06-2012, 19:54

Originally Posted by Pebbles015

Fuck me jarrod, your not hanging about with them psychologists from Swansea are you?

No I'm on online psychological profile expert employed by the CO's to find cunts and whores.

**The_Snail** · 20-06-2012, 19:55

Originally Posted by jarrod248

No I'm on online psychological profile expert employed by the CO's to find cunts and whores.

Hiya!!!

**bigeye** · 20-06-2012, 19:56

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Mr Bigeye, I might notify yourself to the Fox's obsession with "Likes" and the constant referral to my dear friend's sexuality and accused him of shagging about (which I know not to be true).

He was mean to him.

I don't like that sort of shit.

No further questions m'lernd friend.

Ms Snail....after a thorough examination of your briefs (the legal ones wrapped in pink ribbon) I find that there is most certainly a case to answer and would suggest that a a date be set for the defendant to face his accusers.

What's all this about ferries BTW?

**jarrod248** · 20-06-2012, 19:56

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Hiya!!!

Good evening madam.

**Koschei** · 20-06-2012, 19:58

Originally Posted by bigeye

What's all this about ferries BTW?

He called Jarrod one, and that's just rude.

**bigeye** · 20-06-2012, 19:58

Originally Posted by jarrod248

It's an inadequate type with low self worth and low self esteem. It craves the attention of people in uniform. It no doubt associates with ex-forces personnel and wears uniform that it's not entitled to wear.
It probably wears medals from the Internet and its cycling proficiency test badge.
Likely it was hated at school, had Asthma and wasn't allowed to join the Army.
It's mother would be over protective and rather neurotic probably a Valium addict.
It'll have had a string of low paid mundane jobs, always hating being inadequate and overweight.

Bloody hell you're good - that's me almost to a tee...