ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Zarathustra** · 24-06-2012, 16:52

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Red Square is getting close to this award.

I'm not convinced this is "the" red square. He seems to have given up his excessive use of commas ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

**sebcoe** · 25-06-2012, 15:51

Originally Posted by jarrod248

No I'm on online psychological profile expert employed by the CO's to find cunts and whores.

PM me when you find some whores.........there are plenty of Cunts on here!!

**Civvy Scum** · 25-06-2012, 20:17

Originally Posted by jarrod248

It's an inadequate type with low self worth and low self esteem. It craves the attention of people in uniform. It no doubt associates with ex-forces personnel and wears uniform that it's not entitled to wear.
It probably wears medals from the Internet and its cycling proficiency test badge.
Likely it was hated at school, had Asthma and wasn't allowed to join the Army.
It's mother would be over protective and rather neurotic probably a Valium addict.
It'll have had a string of low paid mundane jobs, always hating being inadequate and overweight.

But apart from that, he/she/it is a good sort?