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    Gary Barlow has been naughty and needs investigating.

    Downing Street defends Gary Barlow honour after tax row - Telegraph

    Pick me miss, pick me, pick me first.

    I'd "investigate" him.

    MINE J - MINE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Downing Street defends Gary Barlow honour after tax row - Telegraph

    Pick me miss, pick me, pick me first.

    I'd "investigate" him.

    MINE J - MINE.

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    As soon as i saw the thread title, i thought "I bet the Snail created this one"
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    Wouldn't you just love to be a "high net worth person?" As opposed to a low net worth person or is it a high net worthless person?
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    Nowt wrong with tax avoidance.
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    Why are they throwing a few untalented cunts like Jimmy Carr and Gary Barlow to the wolves?




    Don't the Cameron family, the Milliband family, The Blair Bastards, the Mandelfuckingson family, every cunt who "loaned " money to the parties have exactly the same deals?

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    You forgot to add Vodafone to your list!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Downing Street defends Gary Barlow honour after tax row - Telegraph

    Pick me miss, pick me, pick me first.

    I'd "investigate" him.

    MINE J - MINE.
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    There's thousands of the bastards.... I haven't got all night.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    You can have the fat creature I'll take care of Mark Owen and he can have time off for bad behaviour.

    A ripped and prolapsed sphincter is better than any of Fuck That deserves.....

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