ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by jarrod248

I think you must be a homosexual all this talk of music and feelings.
Will you suck me off I've been in the bath.

There's something rather mechanical about you, Jarrod. I detect a lack of passion. Mark must need protection. I'll call social services. Is he self harming?

As for Carr, I think he's won his case. As IronDuke pointed out Dave has been on the receiving end of sound tax advice himself. Dave's chums are scurrying for cover, wondering why he opened this can of worms in the first place.

There's nowt like a bit of Wagner to get you in the mood.

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

There's something rather mechanical about you, Jarrod. I detect a lack of passion. Mark must need protection. I'll call social services. Is he self harming?

As for Carr, I think he's won his case. As IronDuke pointed out Dave has been on the receiving end of sound tax advice himself. Dave's chums are scurrying for cover, wondering why he opened this can of worms in the first place.

Is passion buying alcohol?

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Is passion buying alcohol?

Will sort you out behind the Festspielhaus.

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Will sort you out behind the Festspielhaus.

Don't use that foreign lingo with me. Do you want a bag of chips?

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Don't use that foreign lingo with me. Do you want a bag of chips?

Not if it's been sitting in your glove box for five days, covered in curry sauce.

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Not if it's been sitting in your glove box for five days, covered in curry sauce.

They said romance was dead and I bought you a quarter of midget gems. Well fuck you.

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

Will sort you out behind the Festspielhaus.

Eric mused awhile on the decline of the quality of Marks + Sparks string vests