ARmy Rumour SErvice

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 21-06-2012, 00:51

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Fuck off with your ethnic shite, he can have steak and chips and a portion.

No! It should be a titanic moment. You'll overcook the steak and he'll be left scraping his fork across the plate, making yum yum noises, trying not to offend.

If you blast him with some Wagner, he'll melt and you wont even need to give him the crumble in the fridge.

It will be the best night of love you have ever had - and Wagner is the key to the door. try it! xx

**jarrod248** · 21-06-2012, 00:55

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

No! It should be a titanic moment. You'll overcook the steak and he'll be left scraping his fork across the plate, making yum yum noises, trying not to offend.

If you blast him with some Wagner, he'll melt and you wont even need to give him the crumble in the fridge.

It will be the best night of love you have ever had - and Wagner is the key to the door. try it! xx

I never overcook steak and I'm not starting a relationship based on foreign music, if he wants music he can sing. I'll do percussion on his arse.

**The_Snail** · 21-06-2012, 00:55

Can I choose the song?

Thanks.

Pat on the head, roll over.

I could Sugababe you.

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 21-06-2012, 00:57

Originally Posted by jarrod248

I never overcook steak and I'm not starting a relationship based on foreign music, if he wants music he can sing. I'll do percussion on his arse.

It will end in tears.

How can you ignore the majesty of Wagner in the bedroom?

**jarrod248** · 21-06-2012, 00:58

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

It will end in tears.

How can you ignore the majesty of Wagner in the bedroom?

Music in bed, you're weird.

**The_Snail** · 21-06-2012, 01:02

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Music in bed, you're weird.

I blame the little people.

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 21-06-2012, 01:04

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Music in bed, you're weird.

My love chariot is wired for sound, rather like a Vauxhall Nova with big speakers.

KLEMPERER - Götterdämmerung, Siegfried's funeral march - WAGNER - YouTube

Can you not get it? The emotional power, the passion, the strength of Mr Wagner's music, even though his hair is a bit crap.

Slide in with the Berlin Philharmonia cheering you on and it's a two-way result. Guaranteed by Siegfried.

**jarrod248** · 21-06-2012, 01:04

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I blame the little people.

I bet some of you even have TV's in your bedrooms.

**jarrod248** · 21-06-2012, 01:05

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

My love chariot is wired for sound, rather like a Vauxhall Nova with big speakers.

KLEMPERER - Götterdämmerung, Siegfried's funeral march - WAGNER - YouTube

Can you not get it? The emotional power, the passion, the strength of Mr Wagner's music, even though his hair is a bit crap.

Slide in with the Berlin Philharmonia cheering you on and it's a two-way result. Guaranteed by Siegfried.

Look cocker, Germans make cars and sausages and that's all I'm interested in.