Discuss Gary Barlow has been naughty and needs investigating. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat
A ripped and prolapsed sphincter is better than any of Fuck That deserves.....
My Mark needs cherishing and loving. We need Simon Bates and a nice candlelit dinner....
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My Mark needs cherishing and loving. We need Simon Bates and a nice candlelit dinner.
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Think they will all help you out if your busy. Originally Posted by jarrod248 Haven't had an accident in years. See a lot in my rear view mirror though.
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Gary Barlow is OK in my book as he treated Robbie Williams like the tedious clay head twat he really is.
His finest hour was refusing to drop Robbie off at his home when Take That were on tour, they used to just dump him at Keele service station instead.
- 20-06-2012, 19:26 #14You're showing your age, mate. I bet you remember Ed Stewpot. That memory blasts the sprinkle of gossamer glitter right out of your evening, imho. The magic has died. Originally Posted by jarrod248 Sparky2339 likes this.
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That's Mr 'Stewpot' Stewart to you. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas Night time is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. ~Catherine O'Hara
RayC is a pig fucker.RayCbums goats.RayCsuckshorses. Earth is RayC's sockpuppet and P.Maitra is a fat goat sucker.
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If I was loaded I'd pay the least amount possible too. It's not illegal and the hypocritical politicos can waffle on about morals 'til the cows come home, it's up to them to pull their fingers out and close the loopholes.
The cunts.Last edited by guzzijon; 20-06-2012 at 19:34. Reason: Lack of 'cunts'.
- 20-06-2012, 19:31 #17Thought so. Originally Posted by jarrod248
So your idea of a romantic evening in with the Take That chap is to play him some Simon Bates tapes?
What's wrong with a bit of Wagner? Will spice up the evening nicely.
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Originally Posted by jarrod248
Candlelit dinner, then a ripped and prolapsed sphincter...... sounds like a win- win to me, we hope you're man enough to rip his arse to shreds Jarrod.... you aren't just another internet "hard" man?
- 20-06-2012, 19:47 #19 Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat
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I'd prefer you treating him like Norman Bates did. Originally Posted by jarrod248 I'm not always this cynical. I am usually worse...
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