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    Quote Originally Posted by seanyboy36 View Post
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    my little friend would do her good and proper
    Do you have a mini moke to go with that?
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    BANGERS!

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    Do you think we could get that nutter from Felixstowe to shag Mensch, get rejected by her and then plaster pictures of a semi-naked Mensch all over his website?

    Just asking...

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    Quote Originally Posted by dingerr View Post
    Do you have a mini moke to go with that?
    Yes, to run her over.
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    Showing your wife my MOD90 from behind

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    Apparently she enjoys getting battered around the ring





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    didn't realse that Miss Mensch was married to the manager of Metallica.

    I wonder if she has ever pulled a booze & drug-fueled train for the band and roadies after a particularly lairy gig?
    Arte et Marte (twist to open)

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    Quote Originally Posted by seanyboy36 View Post
    Yes, to run her over.
    What side of the road do they drive on in Cyprus?
    Older,but no wiser.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vvaannmmaann View Post
    What side of the road do they drive on in Cyprus?
    Sovereign Base Areas, mostly on the Left. Elsewhere, mostly in the middle, but can be Left or Right depending upon a range of hazy and often unintelligible variables.
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    What about the Ayia Napa area?
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    You don't need to go there.

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