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    I volunteer to see if the fragrant Louise is pink inside
    To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day

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    London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.

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    my little friend would do her good and proper

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    I don't know why but for some reason I find baroness Warsi incredibly fuckable. It must be an asian milf phase.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    I used to think the same about Diane Abott in my teens, thank god I grew out of that!
    So there is hope yet. That's a relief!
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    what matters is not the size of the dog in the fight- its the size of the fight in the dog-Dwight . D. Eisenhower

    To have good soldiers, a nation must always be at war." -Napoleon

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    I used to think the same about Diane Abott in my teens, thank god I grew out of that!
    I'm embarrassed to admit that I found Harriet Harman very attractive when she was a 'Blair babe'. At the 2009 Labour Party conference in Brighton there is an unofficial party that takes place at the hotel they all stay at. A very pissed Bigeye and other sundry BBC blokes gained admittance.

    It was at this 'celebration' that I managed to: help a very wobbly Yvette Cooper to the lift (but not follow her up), tell Tessa Jowell that she had the sexiest eyes in British Politics and.... confess to Harriet that I had always fancied her.

    Despite being 'on fire with the ladies'that night I ended up in a nightclub with Martin Salter MP - a decent bloke who intervened when one of the BBC cameramen got his arm broken by a bouncer.

    As for Mensch - she's a very good looking woman but she gave a me an frothing earful because I tried to get her to do an interview with an Arabic Channel I was freelancing for (she thought I was with the BBC still) She is a bit of a zionist methinks.
    Her Majesty's Press Corps.... only the innocent (and members of the House of Lords) have nothing to fear.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyle6327 View Post
    I don't know why but for some reason I find baroness Warsi incredibly fuckable. It must be an asian milf phase.
    She'd put you down on her expenses....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kyle6327 View Post
    I don't know why but for some reason I find baroness Warsi incredibly fuckable. It must be an asian milf phase.
    One name. Nina Wadia. She'd make you laugh as well
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    Oh I'd definitely invite her to vote on my poll. I imagine that she'd insist on being on top. I'd never thought of the positive side of being the untermensch before.... :p
    It's time for British Independence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    Two from here . .

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    Far Left (visually speaking not her views)

    Charlotte Leslie Has the look of a YF yelper about her. Nice chebs






    In the centre (obviously after David Camerons heart)

    Nicola Blackwood I reckon a bit of pissing and deffo ATM


    Charlotte Leslie, yes good drills mate , I like it . Slight Home Counties innocence mixed with an atomic rack. BZ

    Incidentally I have fixed the link sexymp.co.uk . The original one went to some sordid site where people contacted each other for disgusting anonymous sex involving perversions, er perhaps drugs and S&M /violence . It was vile trust me, I researched it this afternoon at work . No need to thank me

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    I see words and tits. Why the fuck don't our MP's have decent chebs...?
    "Fucking wizards....shit cunts, surely if you could do magic scary enough to be called fucking death eaters, you'd just explode the heads of everyone you didn't like.
    Then bum seven different colours of shit out of hermione.....don't say you wouldn't, you lying cunts." -Not mine, I forget whose.

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