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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    I still would though!
    post #3, what the hell took you so long
    "I think i am becoming a god."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmills
    2. Writing the first few chapters of Career Girls on my EMI computer is quite correct. However, it was all done after work hours. It was also not why I was fired by EMI. "Leaving work early" and “missing the odd day at work” along with "inappropriate dress" were the reasons quoted to me.
    So she admits being a lazy, shirking slapper then?

    A thoroughly decent grounding for becoming an MP then?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Draft Dodger View Post
    post #3, what the hell took you so long
    I was knocking one out!
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    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"

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    I quite like those answers, leaves no room for being, as Hillary Clinton so delicately phrased it, Mis-spoken.

    She took drugs when she was younger and slacked off in a job she was bored at and whilst there, made a start on her preferred career. Pick the bones out of that one Mr investigative journo prick . Oh and yes I would, anyone aware of any other fuckable MP's ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3rdStafford View Post
    For 3 minutes? Did you do it twice?
    And had a smoke afterwards.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"

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    I'd like to see her face when she has a really awkward shit !
    Would the grammer nazi's please go fuck themselves !! this is arrse ffs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fat_Cav View Post
    So she admits being a lazy, shirking slapper then?

    A thoroughly decent grounding for becoming an MP then?
    I thought those were standard entry requirements for a parliamentarian.

    But I'd still do her until her toes curled.

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    She is married to the manager of Metallica, so no drugs there then.
    She is a smart lady, however she used to be in the Labour party, and a confessed admirer of Tony Blair kind of spoils the whole picture for me.....

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    On behalf of folks here , I have undertaken some gruelling research this afternoon pro bono (no not the cunt from U2). Long story short, its Louise mensch and Luciana Berger.

    There maybe a couple of others worth banging at a stretch. Check it out for yourselves: http://sexymp.co.uk/

    I'm away to imagine Louise and Luciana thrashing out some points of order with each other, maybe to do with defence , who knows . Either way, they will both be covered in sweat and its going to involve double enders, cheers
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barry Buddon View Post
    I quite like those answers, leaves no room for being, as Hillary Clinton so delicately phrased it, Mis-spoken.

    She took drugs when she was younger and slacked off in a job she was bored at and whilst there, made a start on her preferred career. Pick the bones out of that one Mr investigative journo prick . Oh and yes I would, anyone aware of any other fuckable MP's ?
    Two from here . .

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    Far Left (visually speaking not her views)

    Charlotte Leslie Has the look of a YF yelper about her. Nice chebs






    In the centre (obviously after David Camerons heart)

    Nicola Blackwood I reckon a bit of pissing and deffo ATM




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