Discuss Thickest Officer? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Just reading the "thickest soldier" thread and can't help wondering who was the thickest most charmless tw*t of an officer you served under.
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Thickest Officer?
Just reading the "thickest soldier" thread and can't help wondering who was the thickest most charmless tw*t of an officer you served under.
Any suggestions?IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER
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BARB and Key Skills: What?
Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
ADSC(G): Passed - Low D grade
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Yawn........
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Ok, sorry, sun well past yardarm here.
Originally Posted by chimera 
ximmeh1987 and Fox-and-horses like this.IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER
Chosen Job: Minister of Defence
BARB and Key Skills: What?
Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
ADSC(G): Passed - Low D grade
Start Date: 29th Feburary 2019
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Guess that a few posts that will appear have already been covered in here.....
Army Urban Myths...Fox-and-horses likes this.The ultimate weakness of violence is that it is a descending spiral, begetting the very thing it seeks to destroy. Instead of diminishing evil, it multiplies it, adding deeper darkness to a night already devoid of stars.
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I bumped a sticky of MDN's last week. Loads of threads are repeated needlessly a simple search found loads of Rupert threads an Arrsepedia post and loads of officer posts.
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OK bin the thread, it has probably been done 100 times before. Originally Posted by chimera
I'm not as thunk as you drink I am.IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE A PARANOID KNACKER
Chosen Job: Minister of Defence
BARB and Key Skills: What?
Literacy - Can drive a tractor.
Numeracy - Don't get ripped off for change at pub too often.
Pre-Selection: Got branch stacked.
ADSC(G): Passed - Low D grade
Start Date: 29th Feburary 2019
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