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Discuss Thickest Officer? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman And when someone revives an old thread they get pissed on for it. Not if it adds to it or is funny/informative....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman View Post
    And when someone revives an old thread they get pissed on for it.
    Not if it adds to it or is funny/informative.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fox-and-horses View Post
    Is this the most stupid post ever made on the Internet? Answer: Yes, along with all the other crap posts that Jarrod has posted
    You can use the ignore function, how useful is that.
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    Maybe we could all answer every post with 'Use the search function, FFS.'

    Or maybe the owners could just make Arrse a read-only site for a couple of years.

    Or maybe everybody could just communicate via PM.

    You know, just to make the site really boring and to discourage users.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffd
    Maybe we could all answer every post with 'Use the search function, FFS.'

    Or maybe the owners could just make Arrse a read-only site for a couple of years.

    Or maybe everybody could just communicate via PM.

    You know, just to make the site really boring and to discourage users.
    Good thinking, Batman. And while we're at it we can start banning some of the best posters for using naughty words that don't actually offend the vast majority of site users.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koschei View Post
    Good thinking, Batman. And while we're at it we can start banning some of the best posters for using naughty words that don't actually offend the vast majority of site users.
    Bollocks, tit, wank cunt,

    Oh arrse this is the NAAFI. Heigh Ho.
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    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Taffd View Post
    Maybe we could all answer every post with 'Use the search function, FFS.'

    Or maybe the owners could just make Arrse a read-only site for a couple of years.

    Or maybe everybody could just communicate via PM.

    You know, just to make the site really boring and to discourage users.
    Someone's tired!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koschei View Post
    Good thinking, Batman. And while we're at it we can start banning some of the best posters for using naughty words that don't actually offend the vast majority of site users.
    In some cases offend, no, bore, yes. "Suck my throbbing purple glans, hobbyist shitcunt" was hilarious the first twenty odd times, but became a bit old especially when the sycophants took it up...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    In some cases offend, no, bore, yes. "Suck my throbbing purple glans, hobbyist shitcunt" was hilarious the first twenty odd times, but became a bit old especially when the sycophants took it up...
    Actually, that phrase still makes me laugh. Then again - I'm easily pleased.

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Actually, that phrase still makes me laugh. Then again - I'm easily pleased.
    Me too, it was more the constant references to genitalia & eating-out of arrses that bored me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Actually, that phrase still makes me laugh. Then again - I'm easy.
    I think that's what you meant!
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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    how was the play?"

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