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Discuss Thickest Officer? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by Blackrat *Sparring Probably - told yoy i was thick....
  1. 20-06-2012, 21:31 #111
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
    *Sparring
    Probably - told yoy i was thick.
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  2. 20-06-2012, 21:35 #112
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    Quote Originally Posted by PCLG View Post
    Clearly not Joseph - Fox and Hounds and his sparing partner.

    Just checking...most folk remotely connected with the military would know how to spell Naafi - did you serve ? Were you in the BROA, ever fire a 7.26 SRL ? or an AS08 ? or a GMGP ?. Ever been on SGTA at a BOF?
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  3. 20-06-2012, 21:37 #113
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forastero View Post
    Chap, you're a few short steps away from being binned for being a general pain in the arse. Play properly or, as this is indeed the Naafi, fuck off.
    He wants to make him want to vomit into my ashtray.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PCLG View Post
    Probably - told yoy i was thick.
    *You
    "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeyDeacon View Post
    Just checking...most folk remotely connected with the military would know how to spell Naafi - did you serve ? Were you in the BROA, ever fire a 7.26 SRL ? or an AS08 ? or a GMGP ?. Ever been on SGTA at a BOF?
    Sarcy cunt.
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    We only have to remove one element to put the cunt out.



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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Yes and he's a paedophile.
    Notice the cunt didn't like that. I like likes, I gives out loads. They're free so I don't mind sharing, unlike Toblerone which I object to sharing. YOU FAT CHOCOLATE STEALING BITCH.....(Ignore that, it was just in case the wife looks over my shoulder.)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sinner251 View Post
    Notice the cunt didn't like that. I like likes, I gives out loads. They're free so I don't mind sharing, unlike Toblerone which I object to sharing. YOU FAT CHOCOLATE STEALING BITCH.....(Ignore that, it was just in case the wife looks over my shoulder.)
    I think he got three years last time and he's on the register for life. Dirty kids knicker sniffer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Koschei View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    Ben: "If you don't stop farting I'm getting out of this bath."
    Bill: Keep your finger in then.
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