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When they say 'Astonishing', do they really mean 'Cottaging'?

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I'd subscribe on the spot if there was a series about the dark haired birds on the extreme left and right showing their bean flicking antics.

I blame homosexualists for making Marvel Comics respectable adult fair.

Originally Posted by Blackrat

I'd subscribe on the spot if there was a series about the dark haired birds on the extreme left and right showing their bean flicking antics.

You've got no chance....... third from the left sitting down is her lezzer partner.

Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat

You've got no chance....... third from the left sitting down is her lezzer partner.

Fuck my luck.

Originally Posted by Blackrat

I'd subscribe on the spot if there was a series about the dark haired birds on the extreme left and right showing their bean flicking antics.

I expect Marvel are working on a Beanflicker character as we speak.

Beanflicker swoops down from the rooftops in her slacks and sensible shoes, nabbing Truncheon Man with her magic rainbow thread device.

"Curse you, Beanflicker! I'm Truncheon Man!"

What a load of wank.

As Gotham City sleeps Paraman surfs the skyline on his rollmat looking for Hatman and his youthful ward, RockApeMan, to give them a good shoeing.

KingoMan, slips on his CamoJohnny and flies off to the pub, lubricating his special powers with Fosters.

Meanwhile CrabMan zones in with his shopping trolley, with magic powers.

Who’s this? It’s Scaleytechman! Fighting injustice while locked in his heated ERV & gazing into a PC screen at pictures of naked ladies and reading stories about musclebound heroes rescuing pneumatic busted maidens from dragons while the steam from his tea mists the pebble-thick lenses of his spectacles.

And there is Cavman. Having lost his parents in a bizarre tobogganing accident on the Cresta Run he was raised by a family of peacocks which explains his magnificent range of costumes. Dashingly handsome & effortlessly elegant he would probably make a bit of a bish out of his crimefighting exploits were it not for his trusty retainer and sidekick Troopsergeantman who sorts out the scrapes he gets into.