- 20-06-2012, 12:02 #1
Adults reading Marvel comics
I've never understood comic books or the grown ups who buy them. Now it seems that the true motivation for fiddling about with Dungeon Masters and Superheroes dressed in multi-coloured condoms is out....
- 20-06-2012, 12:08 #2
- Join Date
- Oct 2009
When they say 'Astonishing', do they really mean 'Cottaging'?
- 20-06-2012, 12:10 #3
I'd subscribe on the spot if there was a series about the dark haired birds on the extreme left and right showing their bean flicking antics."I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 20-06-2012, 12:10 #4
I blame homosexualists for making Marvel Comics respectable adult fair.That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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- 20-06-2012, 12:25 #8
As Gotham City sleeps Paraman surfs the skyline on his rollmat looking for Hatman and his youthful ward, RockApeMan, to give them a good shoeing.
KingoMan, slips on his CamoJohnny and flies off to the pub, lubricating his special powers with Fosters.
Meanwhile CrabMan zones in with his shopping trolley, with magic powers.
- 20-06-2012, 12:37 #9
- Join Date
- Oct 2003
- The Isle of Innisfree
Who’s this? It’s Scaleytechman! Fighting injustice while locked in his heated ERV & gazing into a PC screen at pictures of naked ladies and reading stories about musclebound heroes rescuing pneumatic busted maidens from dragons while the steam from his tea mists the pebble-thick lenses of his spectacles.
And there is Cavman. Having lost his parents in a bizarre tobogganing accident on the Cresta Run he was raised by a family of peacocks which explains his magnificent range of costumes. Dashingly handsome & effortlessly elegant he would probably make a bit of a bish out of his crimefighting exploits were it not for his trusty retainer and sidekick Troopsergeantman who sorts out the scrapes he gets into.To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
London: its "buzz" and "vibrancy"... can be codewords for drugs, late-night noise and multi-culturalism run (literally) riot.
- 20-06-2012, 13:12 #10
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
The last 'build release' celebrationary outing led to me being the solitary dissenting voice from going to see "Avengers Assemble". Groan....