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Given that the Olympics are about to kick off what events could make up a sexual Olympics (logo - 5 interlocking aresholes)?
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Sexual Olympics?
I have a shed-load of work to do but can still waste time...
Given that the Olympics are about to kick off what events could make up a sexual Olympics (logo - 5 interlocking aresholes)?
Most capacious fanny events:
Greatest number of ping-pong balls that can be fitted in
Most number of fists that can be fitted in
Largest dildo that can be taken (length and girth)
Marathon events:
Longest shag
Most blokes taken in a gang-bang
Most women satisfied to orgasm by one bloke in one session
Sprint:
From slack to spaffing (put me down as a contender for that one)
Relay Events:
4-man relay continuously shagging a bint till spaffing
Misc:
Most dicks in a chick at one time
Biggest knob (length and girth)
Any other ideas?
- 20-06-2012, 09:00 #2PrinceAlbertGuest
Excellent! I'll make the squad. I always cum first.
- 20-06-2012, 09:02 #3Senior Member
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- 20-06-2012, 09:05 #4Senior Member
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Quickest guy to 're-charge' after shooting his load....
How many women can you get through in a set time and you have to blow your load over each one...
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The windmilling marathon. 26 miles of running through schools en route and sparking all and sundry out.
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- 20-06-2012, 09:27 #6PrinceAlbertGuest
How many pints of blood can you ring out of used tampons in 5 minutes.
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You are 44 years too late
The Year of the Sex Olympics - Wikipedia, the free encyclopediaSeeking grace from a graceless face
- 20-06-2012, 09:38 #8Does anyone give a shit ?
Originally Posted by JoeCivvie 
Blindfold flange-shaving using a strimmer. Originally Posted by JoeCivvie Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
"If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."
Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."
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Most wanks in a day , I`d get gold for this.
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- 20-06-2012, 09:45 #10In mitigation I was only 12 when it came out so I don't think my M & D would have let me watch it. To be honest I doubt they'd even let themselves watch it. Originally Posted by galgenberg
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