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    Must be able to figure out some interesting events involving ponys

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    Quote Originally Posted by colin449 View Post
    Must be able to figure out some interesting events involving ponys
    Undressage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
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    You'll have been after "Ideas Please !" by PB.
    I really should learn to RTFQ. Cheers mucker.
    No worries.
    Try the thread though, PB naiively thought it'd be a semi-serious forum...
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
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    snigger
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    The high spunk and long spunk.

    It's about launching yer wad the furthest.

    Throwing the jammer. Two handed motion used to launch sanitary towel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway View Post
    No worries.
    Try the thread though, PB naiively thought it'd be a semi-serious forum...
    Seen. It's a thing of beauty.
    "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"

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    The Men's Individual Curtain Wipe - points awarded for amount of spunk & fanny batter plus extra points for artistic impression.

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    The 110 metres felch

    Fanny batter discus

    The long hump (Length of time before reaching vinegars)

    Triple hump (MMF & MFF. Again, length of time before going off)

    Used condom hurling
    Last edited by Blackrat; 20-06-2012 at 15:50.
    "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"

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    Hop, skip and hump.
    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........

    3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........

    FFS Pass me the bloody matches.

    Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway View Post
    Couple that with your avatar - anything to confess ?
    I like knots
    I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fu2 View Post
    I like knots
    Your name's not Ashley is it ?
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
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