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    Cock kicking.

    (Don't even think about it, just don't)

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    Ejaculation archery*- tits and hair=1 point
    eyes and throat= 3 points
    in the mouth (bullseye) = 5 points

    *dick must be minimum 50cm from target face
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    Quote Originally Posted by fu2 View Post
    Would that be like a rodeo event? At the sound of the gun bint runs off and you have to run after her, hog tie her and fuck her
    Couple that with your avatar - anything to confess ?
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
    "If however you offer to moderate you may be a sanctimonious, unfunny pissflap to your heart's content."

    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackrat View Post
    I'm teasing one off at the thought.

    Mind you, that'll teach me not to read the thread title properly.
    You'll have been after "Ideas Please !" by PB.
    Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
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    Some comments are allegedly "very very nasty and uncalled for."

    snigger
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cutaway View Post
    You'll have been after "Ideas Please !" by PB.
    I really should learn to RTFQ. Cheers mucker.
    "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"

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    Wot? No Watersports?

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    [QUOTE=King_of_the_Burpas;4467876]Combine it with hurdling and I'd pay to watch.





    Synchronized frotting in the pool

    I had to google *frotting*..

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Cock kicking.

    (Don't even think about it, just don't)
    If the cock in question is Tony Blair you can put me down as team captain.

    Thinking about it he should have a place in the sexual olympics, having fucked the entire population of our once great nation.
    If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.

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    Then there's the Sexual Paralympics.

    Most furtive supermarket wank.

    Bathroom-window-licking.

    Most mundane object causing sexual arousal.

    Greatest number of HIV infections in a Belm-storage facility.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman View Post
    Then there's the Sexual Paralympics.
    Having met a few of our BLESMA bretheran we should clean up on the gold medals in the perving competitions.
    If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.

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