Discuss Sexual Olympics? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Cock kicking.
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Cock kicking.
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- 20-06-2012, 12:26 #22Senior Member
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Ejaculation archery*- tits and hair=1 point
eyes and throat= 3 points
in the mouth (bullseye) = 5 points
*dick must be minimum 50cm from target faceQuis Separabit
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- 20-06-2012, 12:30 #23Couple that with your avatar - anything to confess ?
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- 20-06-2012, 12:36 #24You'll have been after "Ideas Please !" by PB. Originally Posted by Blackrat Apparently some moderators take themselves very, very seriously, and cannot abide posts such as:
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I really should learn to RTFQ. Cheers mucker. Originally Posted by Cutaway "I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 20-06-2012, 13:27 #26
Wot? No Watersports?
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[QUOTE=King_of_the_Burpas;4467876]Combine it with hurdling and I'd pay to watch.
Synchronized frotting in the pool
I had to google *frotting*..
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If the cock in question is Tony Blair you can put me down as team captain. Originally Posted by The_Snail
Thinking about it he should have a place in the sexual olympics, having fucked the entire population of our once great nation.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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Then there's the Sexual Paralympics.
Most furtive supermarket wank.
Bathroom-window-licking.
Most mundane object causing sexual arousal.
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Having met a few of our BLESMA bretheran we should clean up on the gold medals in the perving competitions. Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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