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Discuss A Modern Political Mother? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by CaptainPlume I've suggested before a pub car park thread where people can offer each other violence. Offer each other violence?! How dare you! That's it, outside - now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    I've suggested before a pub car park thread where people can offer each other violence.
    Offer each other violence?! How dare you! That's it, outside - now.

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    Ah yes. I remember the Blairs; the Middletons of political life.

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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Ah yes. I remember the Blairs; the Middletons of political life.
    At least the Middletons did something for national happiness by producing two pretty fit daughters for us to lech over...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    For goodness sake. I've suggested before a pub car park thread where people can offer each other violence.

    I now suggest a council house kitchen of Fijian's quarter thread where all this domestic violence can go on
    I was actually just taking the piss.

    I should be spanked now....
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    I was actually just taking the piss.

    I should be spanked now....
    As the image I have conjured up for myself of Mildred is somewhere between this:



    and this:



    that could be a very painful experience...
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    At least the Middletons did something for national happiness by producing two pretty fit daughters for us to lech over...
    True enough.

    And at least mummy Middleton is honest about her social climbing, playing the 'do you know who I am' card whenever she dines at the local Harvester.

    Euan reminds me of the pogoing Heather Mills, who managed to get a job on Panorama after submitting a CV that included cuttings written by a different Heather Mills, who was a hack at the Independent at the time. She now works for P Eye.

    Panorama's investigative skills were such that they didn't spot the fraud. Or perhaps they did spot it but kept schtum in return for freebie tickets to watch Macca rape another Gibson at a pop concert.

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    I can sort of see both sides of the coin, working at a school bursting with the offspring of 'mothers who lunch' I get to see a large number of kids who would benefit from being told to walk the half mile to school or to do their own homework. A generation of kids who expect everything to be done for them on their own terms is not a good thing. On the other hand I've seen far too many cases where parents ignore their kids and it goes horribly wrong.

    On the other hand I don't have kids so what do I know? Other than the fact that CB is hardly in a position to commment and it was a slow news day not much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    At least the Middletons did something for national happiness by producing two pretty fit daughters for us to lech over...
    But they are not very PC and with the 'inclusiveness' that society needs now by producing a fit young man for Jarrod to lech over
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    She suffers form Narcissistic personality disorder. That and she's a cunt in a family of cunts!
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    I was actually just taking the piss.

    I should be spanked now....
    I know you were taking the piss Goaty...please carry on

    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainPlume View Post
    As the image I have conjured up for myself of Mildred is somewhere between this:



    and this:



    that could be a very painful experience...
    As for you dear Capt P, I did at no point in that post offer up violence. And yes it will be a very painful experience when i tag team with Cherie with your poor helpless body.
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