Discuss Walmartian Airlines in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Lest you think flying on Aeroflot or Ethiopian Airlines is challenging, consider this:...
7Likes
LinkBack URL
About LinkBacks- 19-06-2012, 15:14 #1
Walmartian Airlines
Lest you think flying on Aeroflot or Ethiopian Airlines is challenging, consider this:
"A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 19-06-2012, 15:16 #2Senior Member
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
- Location
- Manchester, but wish it was elsewhere outside of the EU
- Posts
- 1,793
- Images
- 3
- 19-06-2012, 15:16 #3Senior Member
- Join Date
- Aug 2009
- Location
- DTW/ SAN/ LHR
- Posts
- 2,276
Finest specimens of the human race. I hope that guy in the last pic is not actually dead..
- 19-06-2012, 15:18 #4Senior Member
- Join Date
- Sep 2006
- Location
- Trisomy 21.
- Posts
- 2,058
What the holy fucking Moses is that? It looks like a mummy.
Originally Posted by jumpinjarhead 
"I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 19-06-2012, 15:19 #5Senior Member
- Join Date
- Apr 2006
- Location
- Thats my boat , that is
- Posts
- 2,859
You really suit those stockings JJH
Brace up, show the movement!
- 19-06-2012, 15:20 #6Why thank you kind sir, although I prefer something a bit bolder like red but I did not want to attract attention on that flight as I was smuggling in explosives. Originally Posted by syledis smartascarrots and BONNACON like this."A democracy cannot survive as a permanent form of government. It can last only until its citizens discover that they can vote themselves largesse from the public treasury. From that moment on, the majority (who vote) will vote for those candidates promising the greatest benefits from the public purse, with the result that a democracy will always collapse from loose fiscal policies, always followed by a dictatorship." Lord Thomas MacCauley 1857
- 19-06-2012, 15:21 #7Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Location
- Somewhere over the rainbow
- Posts
- 1,377
Think you'll find it's been dead a fortnight judging by the condition. Or maybe Vanessa gave him a BJ and sucked him dry Originally Posted by redshift "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 19-06-2012, 15:22 #8Senior Member
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- Posts
- 4,449
God what a shower of monsters, got to be some internal cut price flight in the good ole US of A.! Hmm.. the second one down isn't one of you in your shore going rig so beloved by some of the Brit booties is it?
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy". Winston Churchill
- 19-06-2012, 15:22 #9Senior Member
- Join Date
- Apr 2009
- Location
- Solomon Islands
- Posts
- 12,493
You should try Iran air. I took a flight to Ahwaz and the flight which took off just before we did fell out of the sky just after we took off killing all on board. The flight which took off after us had to turn back when a bomb was found in a toilet.
Lucky me.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 19-06-2012, 15:26 #10Senior Member
- Join Date
- Feb 2012
- Posts
- 769
I used to work at an airport and I've seen a few boarding like that. Every one of them came back in the cargo hold. More legroom, no movie, no meal required.
Reply With Quote
Bookmarks