ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Draft Dodger** · 19-06-2012, 11:19

....Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

so imagine you're a replicant/cyborg/robocop (shouldnt be too far a stretch of the imagination for some of our more, bionic, posters) and you're about to sign off after being chased down by the Blade Runner,

what are the sights from your life that will pass by your minds eye in your final moments?

it can be anything, gods creation, warry pish, horrific porn whatever. personally i'd go for lying on the bonnet of my mates car chain smoking and looking up at the milky way on a chrystal clear night in the highlands*

war stuff would have to be the weird thing wokka wokka rotors did at night when coming into contact with the dust in the air creating static electricity and giving them an odd lighting effect at the rotor tip.

i'll leave horrific porn and please dont feel you have to stick to these three categories.

*i wait with bated breath for the "fixed that for you" post that will see me lying on my mates bonnet staring up into his arsehole or something

**Jebote** · 19-06-2012, 11:42

I really hope I don't have the time to think of anything in my last moments (though various nubile slags and a dicky ticker would not be to bad). Woody Allen and all that "I don't mind dieing just don't want to be there when it happens"

But I really hope I dont think of you and your mates arrse hole on the bonnet of a Capri.

**Miner** · 19-06-2012, 11:49

Seeing my mates wifes arsehole spread open as I was about to slide my cock in, that had been lubed up with her spit.

**Draft Dodger** · 19-06-2012, 11:49

Originally Posted by Jebote

I really hope I don't have the time to think of anything in my last moments (though various nubile slags and a dicky ticker would not be to bad). Woody Allen and all that "I don't mind dieing just don't want to be there when it happens"

But I really hope I dont think of you and your mates arrse hole on the bonnet of a Capri.

Capri? i'm not that old and he wasnt that cool. it was a lime green citroen saxo with a weird sun roof/soft top

**Pebbles015** · 19-06-2012, 12:01

Is the nurse late with the medication?

**LAIT** · 19-06-2012, 12:10

This is the sort of crap that belongs on 4Chan shurely?

**bigeye** · 19-06-2012, 12:18

...Kate Humble climbing out of a swimming pool in Namibia, wearing a 'borrowed' red bikini that was much too small for her. She wanted to chat with me about the shoot and walked towards me, dripping and shaking her hair.... fade to black.