ARmy Rumour SErvice

**Pebbles015** · 19-06-2012, 00:09

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

I am not entirely sure anyone around here gives a rats arse what you are intrigued with. But do carry on frothing.

Right. The Clangers live on the moon. With minimal gravitational pull.

Thomas the Tank Engine lives on the Earth. With serious gravitational pull.

Therefor, the Clangers can float down from the moon, twat Thomas the Tank Engine and float off back up to the moon before anyone rings the Rozzers. Fucking sorted. The Clangers win.

But who would win between a clanger and a womble?

**Mr_Fingerz** · 19-06-2012, 00:09

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

I am not entirely sure anyone around here gives a rats arse what you are intrigued with. But do carry on frothing.

Right. The Clangers live on the moon. With minimal gravitational pull.

Thomas the Tank Engine lives on the Earth. With serious gravitational pull.

Therefor, the Clangers can float down from the moon, twat Thomas the Tank Engine and float off back up to the moon before anyone rings the Rozzers. Fucking sorted. The Clangers win.

But, TiD, whose side is the Soup Dragon on?

**Mr_Fingerz** · 19-06-2012, 00:10

Originally Posted by Pebbles015

But who would win between a clanger and a womble?

Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss.

**FORMER_FYRDMAN** · 19-06-2012, 00:10

Originally Posted by TheIronDuke

I am not entirely sure anyone around here gives a rats arse what you are intrigued with. But do carry on frothing.

Right. The Clangers live on the moon. With minimal gravitational pull.

Thomas the Tank Engine lives on the Earth. With serious gravitational pull.

Therefor, the Clangers can float down from the moon, twat Thomas the Tank Engine and float off back up to the moon before anyone rings the Rozzers. Fucking sorted. The Clangers win.

But Thomas has a friend called Percy, who can presumably be pointed at incoming Clangers in an intimidating manner.

Edited - Soup Dragon deployment, Mr F beat me to it.

**Roadside IED** · 19-06-2012, 00:11

Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz

Thank you for sharing.

Now why don't you be so good as to crawl back under the rock from which you came?

Some of us have Clangers, Tank Engines and Soup Dragons to discuss.

I want to be your friend,

**St Walter of Mitty** · 19-06-2012, 00:12

Originally Posted by Roadside IED

I intend on riding the hole off the milkman if he's as hot as my buddy!

Does your wife/your fuck buddy know you are bi-sexual or even gay ? Oh that's right, you know you have to father children by your wife despite your homosexual desires.
Well done for being a troll. I thought the thread being diverted into Clangers vs Thomas the Tank Engine argument was hilarious.

**Mr_Fingerz** · 19-06-2012, 00:13

Originally Posted by Roadside IED

I want to be your friend,

4 Q

Yes?
And?
So?
What?

**King_of_the_Burpas** · 19-06-2012, 00:13

Originally Posted by Mr_Fingerz

Professor Yaffle from Bagpuss.

I've got a mouse organ.

Will be on Channel 4's Embarrassing Bodies with it on Thursday.

**Roadside IED** · 19-06-2012, 00:14

Originally Posted by St Walter of Mitty

Does your wife/your fuck buddy know you are bi-sexual or even gay ? Oh that's right, you know you have to father children by your wife despite your homosexual desires.
Well done for being a troll. I thought the thread being diverted into Clangers vs Thomas the Tank Engine argument was hilarious.

I didn't, I don't know what a Clanger is, and I also am really disappointed in the lack of advice I've received from the murders here!