Discuss Hiding a serve case of herpes from your partner? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; where does zippy,George and Bungle figure in all this? and who gets morph?...
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where does zippy,George and Bungle figure in all this? and who gets morph?
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George is having his Zippy Bungeled and Geoffry is shooting Morph
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Originally Posted by tazmanian_clogdancer
Apparantly, George is as hard as a woodpeckers lips. You only ever see one of his arms bacause the other one is badly scarred after getting involved in a tear up with Big Ted and Humpty from Play School.Last edited by Blackrat; 20-06-2012 at 17:36. Reason: kinked headwand
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I was going to nominate Sooty,sweep and sue but one's not racially acceptable here and everyones had a hand up sue.
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- 20-06-2012, 16:57 #275Shame the same couldn't be said of Geoffrey. He now drives a cab in Stockport, after a stint shelf stacking at Sainsburys. Originally Posted by Blackrat
Nobody's mentioned Mr Rogers yet.
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what do you call someone with herpes AND aids ?
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Meanwhile Jemima and Hamble are getting it on through the broken window. Originally Posted by Blackrat Guinness. It's the first food group.
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Rod Argent and Colin Blunstone don't have much time for fighting. They're still touring, fifty years after forming that band. Originally Posted by Drivers_log And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
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- 20-06-2012, 17:54 #279Pfft...if that doesn't mark them out as little knitted knobheads, then I don't know what does!! Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
Phooey says "Outside the chippy at 8.30, no blades and don't bring the fire breathing poodle unless you want him seriously fucked up"!"It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."
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- 20-06-2012, 18:22 #280You're bringing dogs into it now? Originally Posted by bigbird67
You know which dog would beat them all into submission. You know it lady, you know it.
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