- 20-06-2012, 16:45 #271
where does zippy,George and Bungle figure in all this? and who gets morph?bring forth the holy hand grenade
- 20-06-2012, 16:50 #272
- 20-06-2012, 16:52 #273
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- 20-06-2012, 16:56 #274
I was going to nominate Sooty,sweep and sue but one's not racially acceptable here and everyones had a hand up sue.bring forth the holy hand grenade
- 20-06-2012, 16:57 #275
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- 20-06-2012, 17:37 #276
what do you call someone with herpes AND aids ?
an incurable romantic ... bows and leaves quickly .A sapper with an idea is like a monkey with a hand grenade
- 20-06-2012, 17:46 #277Guinness. It's the first food group.
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- 20-06-2012, 17:51 #278And this you can see is the bolt. The purpose of this
Is to open the breech, as you see. We can slide it
Rapidly backwards and forwards: we call this
Easing the spring. And rapidly backwards and forwards
The early bees are assaulting and fumbling the flowers:
They call it easing the Spring.
They call it easing the Spring: it is perfectly easy
If you have any strength in your thumb: like the bolt,
And the breech, and the cocking-piece, and the point of balance,
Which in our case we have not got; and the almond-blossom
Silent in all of the gardens and the bees going backwards and forwards,
For today we have naming of parts.
Proving that nothing has changed since World War Two
- 20-06-2012, 17:54 #279
"It's NOT a fat ass. I suffer from Hippo-bottom-mass. You should feel sorry for me."
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- 20-06-2012, 18:22 #280
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