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Discuss Hiding a serve case of herpes from your partner? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by TheIronDuke You know, I am a peaceable man but theres fucking limits. Ratty from Wind in the Willows is a made-up rat. An invented rat. A fucking rat that does not exist. ...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheIronDuke View Post
    You know, I am a peaceable man but theres fucking limits. Ratty from Wind in the Willows is a made-up rat.

    An invented rat. A fucking rat that does not exist.

    The Clangers on the other hand, live on the moon. They are woolly. And they are lovely.

    Do not start with your made-up imaginary fucking rats.

    But even a rat that does not exist could still beat Thomas, he'd be in there like a rat up a funnel

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    he was a real rat, you never see the the programmes?

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    CAS now available. Thank you Sharkey...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roadside IED View Post
    What in the name of fuck are you on? Did a bit of shrapnel from a Roadside IED end up in your brain you utter spastic?
    You are a very strange chap (even by bum bandit standards).

    What regiment are you in?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    CAS now available. Thank you Sharkey...
    not when these cunts get on the case!


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    Quote Originally Posted by dhobidust View Post
    beg to differ, unless on attachment, Dill is with the 1st Herbs and Dougal is with 3 Roundabout
    Both last heard of in the Composite Canidae Force (CCF). Basil Brush was a member too before he was kicked out for a drink problem and smelling of piss and twiglets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmills View Post
    You are a very strange chap (even by bum bandit standards).

    What regiment are you in?
    The 1st Trollpateers

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    I suppose it's too late to bring in a cavalry charge frome snails My Little Pony Brigade?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushmills View Post
    You are a very strange chap (even by bum bandit standards).

    What regiment are you in?
    Stop trying to hijack a serious thread about the nailsness of clangers, wombles and other assorted childrens' tv characters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhobidust View Post
    I suppose it's too late to bring in a cavalry charge frome snails My Little Pony Brigade?
    NO, I've already said, there will be no tactical advantage because my little ponies are frightened of cabbage patch dolls

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