ARmy Rumour SErvice

say "i was talking to a man at work and he was telling me about how he left his wife for a bird who gave the most amazing head, i am so lucky i have you, you used to give the best blow jobs in the world oh how i remember them with such fondness! there can be no-one better then you"

add "i forgot just how great you are let me take you shopping tomorrow"

of course dont take her shopping but you will have flattered her ego that much she's bound to give you a nosh

or as a last resort use...........

i wish we were young again our sex life was amazing but dont worry hunny i know your too old for blow jobs and stuff now!

or just shove it in her gob while she is sleeping (watch the teeth)

if she is a fat cow cover it in chocolate she cant resist

mm, Dizzy, you have such a way with words. I don't know how you have time to chat on here with the way you are, you surely wouldn't have time to do this in between all your sessions.

Will try plan A and see what happens! Couldn't i just get her completely ratted and make like teenagers again

yes you could but the result may not be good!

1. she could get carried away with her deep throat action and deposit pavement pizza on your belly (ive done this )

2. because you will also be under the influence you may get some droop (not impressive) it will also take you longer to chuck you gorilla glue therefore she might lock jaw resulting in penis amputation using teeth

id advise filthy back door action

go on take advantage

Me, take advantage.........Do you know me? If not, how did you catch on so quick lol!

I've always had this fantasy that i'm trying to get her into about thurning up at my hotel room door with a long coat on, and when the comes inside and takes it off, she has only uderware/nothing on underneath.

She's not playing the game though!

Originally Posted by Oneshot

Me, take advantage.........Do you know me? If not, how did you catch on so quick lol!

I've always had this fantasy that i'm trying to get her into about thurning up at my hotel room door with a long coat on, and when the comes inside and takes it off, she has only uderware/nothing on underneath.

She's not playing the game though!

I don't think i would play the game either if i had to wear uderware, Do you like cow noises too??

RRB

You'll never get free porn in the UK , because this is where the absolutey-fcuking-rip-u off-every-chance-we-get end of the market is situated.

Still, it pays for a mediocre premiership team (allegedly)

Dizzy what channal you watching, I wouldnt want to miss out on free porn. Im in Dhk.