- 17-06-2012, 17:13 #1
Worlds worst Airports
Right chaps what is the worst Airport you have been to. Mine will be Gatwick which I have been stuck in for 9 hours sprog no1 made a cock up on her flights. The only bonus is the eye candy.Pissed off and skint so no change then
- 17-06-2012, 17:17 #2
T3 at CDG.HMS Queen Elizabeth. Fitted for but not with airyplanes.
- 17-06-2012, 17:18 #3
Grimmest architecture-wise was Budapest. When we flew in for an Ex in 2001 I thought I'd walked into a real-life version of Firefox. Bizarre.
Worst experience was Toronto while it was getting refurbed. No rhyme or reason to detours around the terminal and a pain in the tits to navigate. Wank.You know you're out of the Army when your bergan is going moldy in the loft. Bugger.
- 17-06-2012, 17:20 #4
- 17-06-2012, 17:20 #5
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- 17-06-2012, 17:22 #6
I thought flying from Manchester to Heathrow would be so much easier than driving. Whatever that domestic terminal is was chaos, this was 1997. I gave BA a miss until 2006 and it was even worse.
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- 17-06-2012, 17:22 #7
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Basrah. The only fun was watching a right fat bloke fall on the floor after attempting to sit on a plastic chair.
Recently? Manchester. Until Jarrod turned up 10 hours after I'd been there and we went to the Executive Lounge.
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- 17-06-2012, 17:28 #8
- 17-06-2012, 17:29 #9
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Hate airports …… with a passion, they are only fit for rabbits, like the warrens of Middle Earth! Totally incoherent! You spend hours trying to find your way around the terminal looking for gate 27, 86, 13 or some unrelated number!! As for short-timed connections, forget them, you end up sleeping on the floor!! Running through endless thoroughfares like demented rabbits is not my idea of fun! Schiphol airport is the worst, security seems to find it amusing to search you when you are in a rush, searched me because my canvass belt was sewn to my trousers, thus irremovable …… batards! Nearly cost me a flight, made it to the plane just as the door was closing, sweating and semi-dressed and whispering under my breath “you can stick your tulips up your backside!!”I am like a Bugatti Veyron. Good to look at, runs on refined spirit, purrs and rumbles at low levels, but you know I can go immensely insane when I want to and if handled incorrectly might just possibly kill you. What more could you ask for?
- 17-06-2012, 17:30 #10