ARmy Rumour SErvice

**12volts** · 17-06-2012, 17:45

Originally Posted by WolvoExPunk

I found Cathay Pacific to be the best airline I've flown with. Worst are Continental. Their stewardesses are seriously ugly.

That's because the stewardesses are men.

**vinniethemanxcat** · 17-06-2012, 17:51

Originally Posted by jarrod248

Emirates is outstanding, chauffeur picks you up from home and drops you off, no worries about drinking on the plane.
The food and alcohol selection is fantastic.
If you fancy a walk around you can go to the bar on the A380, in flight entertainment is excellent. Nice cosy duvet to kip on and a lay flat bed.
I really can't put myself through economy I'm wound up before I get on the plane, huge queues at check-in and security, I'd rather pay and bypass it. You've no worries your overhead locker is full.

Bloody hell....... I'd give the bar menu a brave try, but I couldn't eat all that for lunch.

Could I leave out the bread and salad....?

**rebel_with_a_cause** · 17-06-2012, 17:57

Originally Posted by jarrod248

If you want pretty them it's Emirates or Qatar. If you want vile grunting trolley grannies, fly BA.

If you really want the pits in trollyists then it has to be Crabair.

**jarrod248** · 17-06-2012, 18:01

Originally Posted by vinniethemanxcat

Bloody hell....... I'd give the bar menu a brave try, but I couldn't eat all that for lunch.

Could I leave out the bread and salad....?

At least you've a choice of something edible.
I tend to just drink Champagne or XO.

**jarrod248** · 17-06-2012, 18:04

Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause

If you really want the pits in trollyists then it has to be Crabair.

The vile BA trolley grannies were beautiful in the 70's, now they're in their 70's.
They've lost their looks, their legs are like sacks of sprouts and no amount of make up will make them look better than Lizzie Birdsworth.
They have to take this out on someone, that's the passengers.

**Spaztacus** · 18-06-2012, 09:40

Surely boxing the fcukers up in a gert big wooden crate would be too good for them, airholes optional.

**bokkatankie** · 18-06-2012, 09:51

Now, in the case of the pictured fat bloke, in the event of an emergency would he fit throught the overwing emergency exit, if not no fly, simple as that. As a disabled person I am not allowed to sit in the wing exit seats as I may slow down the evacuation process.

He would jam the exit, block the path of escape and therefore should not be allowed to fly. If they can make up rules about disabled and other groups, see no reason why he should be allowed on a plane at all.