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  1. 16-06-2012, 23:33 #51
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    it's all going to pot now
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  2. 16-06-2012, 23:34 #52
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    Time to give the puns a break I suppose.
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  3. 16-06-2012, 23:37 #53
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    You nearly had me snookered then!
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    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

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  4. 16-06-2012, 23:48 #54
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    Right, if you lot aint going to play, I shall put my cheap black polyester suit and HiViz vest on and stand on bluecoat street getting 15 year old girls to suck my cock on broken promises that they can jump the queue into play and get in for free.
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    << reaches for her phone>>
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    << reaches for her phone>>
    I never realised you was a fellow scouser til now, you should know how this works dearest xx
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  7. 17-06-2012, 00:01 #57
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    Right, if you lot aint going to play, I shall put my cheap black polyester suit and HiViz vest on and stand on bluecoat street getting 15 year old girls to suck my cock on broken promises that they can jump the queue into play and get in for free.
    I'll play.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
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    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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  8. 17-06-2012, 00:24 #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    I'll give you that one. Kill it until it dies.

    I don't think it's either of the people who have been mentioned in the other thread, but hey, what do I know? I'm just a fat middle aged woman sat at home in her jammies with her dead dog's ashes, some scrambled eggs and a glass of alcohol free wine.

    I'll call my flying monkeys off.

    Sic it tiger.
    Alcohol free wine? Hahahahahahaha
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Alcohol free wine? Hahahahahahaha
    No, really. Eisberg.

    The Strongbow is on standby. I've been told to "Go to fucking bed" by his pissed up Lordship.

    I passed the same comment back.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
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    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
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    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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  10. 17-06-2012, 09:34 #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Alcohol free wine? Hahahahahahaha
    it was a typo, she meant 'Alcohol free whine'
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