ARmy Rumour SErvice

Originally Posted by Pebbles015

Believe it or not, it was not that kind of thread, and I have already picked a victim, just not on this thread...

see here:

Trooping the Colour

BUT..if you want to play that game, play it on your own, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of my ironing board with a spirit level on your behalf, jealousy is a fucker aint it?

I'll give you that one. Kill it until it dies.

I don't think it's either of the people who have been mentioned in the other thread, but hey, what do I know? I'm just a fat middle aged woman sat at home in her jammies with her dead dog's ashes, some scrambled eggs and a glass of alcohol free wine.

I'll call my flying monkeys off.

Sic it tiger.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

I'll give you that one. Kill it until it dies.

I don't think it's either of the people who have been mentioned in the other thread, but hey, what do I know? I'm just a fat middle aged woman sat at home in her jammies with her dead dog's ashes, some scrambled eggs and a glass of alcohol free wine.

I'll call my flying monkeys off.

Sic it tiger.

And thats why you are a good woman, you've made me feel guilty x

Originally Posted by The_Snail

dead dog's ashes, some scrambled eggs and a glass of alcohol free wine.

Is that a Heston receipe?

Originally Posted by B_AND_T

Or should that be effects?

Fuck it, it's a saturday.

Affects. You thick AGC twat.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

Affects. You thick AGC twat.

I was right first time then.

It's a tough life being a blerk.

Originally Posted by B_AND_T

The same colour though!

but I forget which one has balls resting on it most often.

Originally Posted by theoriginalphantom

but I forget which one has balls resting on it most often.

And which one gets it's pockets filled the most.

is that my cue to leave?