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Discuss Get Your Beer and Popcorn in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by The_Snail You two fuckers forget that I know your home phone numbers....... Good luck, I'm at work. Fuck!!!!! You have that number as well....
  1. 16-06-2012, 22:50 #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    You two fuckers forget that I know your home phone numbers.......
    Good luck, I'm at work.

    Fuck!!!!! You have that number as well.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"
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  2. 16-06-2012, 22:51 #32
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bowmore_Assassin View Post
    Following the lead of Bottleosmoke, because I can and because I have nothing better to do:

    your, not "youre"


    I'll get my coat...
    Not only is he a boring cunt. He is a thick as shit boring cunt.
    I could have been someone..............
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  3. 16-06-2012, 22:52 #33
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    Quote Originally Posted by B_AND_T View Post
    Good luck, I'm at work.

    Fuck!!!!! You have that number as well.
    Oh yeah baby. No-one is safe.

    Checked the Commcen for signals yet?
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  4. 16-06-2012, 22:54 #34
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    You could fight me, but I'd be rubbish. I'm watching a film.

    Sleep with one eye open though.

    Sod it Ms Gatropod, I'm letting off steam and so help me god, even at the risk of complete Cunticide, I shall have a blow out and all are welcome to join in and blow out too (calm yourself jarrod, ooo errr)

    All in the best possible taste of course xx
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  5. 16-06-2012, 22:58 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Oh yeah baby. No-one is safe.

    Checked the Commcen for signals yet?
    Gave that up as a bad job.

    Might knock one out instead.
    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"
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  6. 16-06-2012, 22:59 #36
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    Sod it Ms Gatropod, I'm letting off steam and so help me god, even at the risk of complete Cunticide, I shall have a blow out and all are welcome to join in and blow out too (calm yourself jarrod, ooo errr)

    All in the best possible taste of course xx
    Who are you going to start a fight with then?

    Tut tut. Schoolboy error. Pick your victim first.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Who are you going to start a fight with then?

    Tut tut. Schoolboy error. Pick your victim first.
    Is that a direct challenge?
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  8. 16-06-2012, 23:03 #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pebbles015 View Post
    Is that a direct challenge?
    Bring your best.
    "What goes on in the gym - stays in the gym". Fatbadge 061108 (Blowing out of his ricker)
    "Haribo is not Breakfast" Mrs OriginalPhantom 190409
    "It's Daddy's hat" - Mini VH, Eastenders' Cricket Match 300809
    "I love you Dale" Woodandy3 040909
    [smallbrownprivates] 11:53 pm: belsen survivors look obese next to you 03/04/10
    "I just want to whack their heads" Bootiful 060810
    "Sorry Dale but with a gun at my head (and a plank strapped across my arse to stop me falling in) you would get the best twenty seconds of your life. " Mushroom 1829hrs 070411.

    "FutureSIB is the product of a vicious rape by Dwight Yorke. The shitcunt" Steven Seagull 1639hrs 02/11/11
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Bring your best.
    Believe it or not, it was not that kind of thread, and I have already picked a victim, just not on this thread...

    see here:

    Trooping the Colour

    BUT..if you want to play that game, play it on your own, I'm gonna beat the fuck out of my ironing board with a spirit level on your behalf, jealousy is a fucker aint it?
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    Isn't it amazing how rejection affects different people.

    Could it be you are just an ugly cunt?
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    Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?

    You know what? I really couldn't give a fuck!!!

    "Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln,
    how was the play?"
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