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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
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    1) Nigeria, Onitsha.
    2) POM's. Who likes 'em?
    3) My Dad is full of surprises......

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sapper D. View Post
    1) Nigeria, Onitsha. Were you born there?
    2) POM's. Who likes 'em? Me, I've got to tell you. I lived and breathed 'em for 7 years. On the whole a finer bunch of Gents it woud be hard to find.
    3) My Dad is full of surprises...... He had a good choice in child care.
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    why are you lying down?
    Never mind lying down, why's he wearing fishnets ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by llech View Post
    Yes, there was some question as to who sired me, my Dad or the Man who is now my stepdad, hence the zero photo opportunities, however nowadays lookin like my eldest brothers (better looking) twin it's clear that Mam wasn't shagging about.
    So she only shagged the second bloke then.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brownhat View Post
    In Grandparent's garden,where we lived for a few years during and after war,as a lot of people did in them days.Think I am about 7 then so it would be about 1949.Look well fed ,whatever.I'm on left in cap and pants that don't fit.I can just make out my grandma sitting in kitchen doorway keeping an eye on us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nobby Sapper View Post
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    I've changed a bit since then.
    More or less hair?
    The most savage Brazillian you can imagine.
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    I just came in for a back, crack & sack & look what the feckers did
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