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  1. 12-06-2012, 16:18 #31
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    Can we disown them?
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  2. 12-06-2012, 16:19 #32
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    [QUOTE=8256Mick;4453303]Bilbo Baggins lives there![/QUOTE]

    Seb Cunting Coe should be fucking buried there!
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  3. 12-06-2012, 16:24 #33
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    And just when you thought it couldn't get shitter than the mascots…

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  4. 12-06-2012, 16:29 #34
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    [QUOTE=sunnoficarus;4453330]And just when you thought it couldn't get shitter than the mascots…

    [IMG]http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/London-mascots.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
    They look like a set of taps from a Disney cartoon ffs!
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  5. 12-06-2012, 16:30 #35
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    And just when you thought it couldn't get shitter than the mascots…

    Jesus, Mary and Joseph, what were we thinking the one on the right is a dead spit for this chap.
    That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sunnoficarus View Post
    And just when you thought it couldn't get shitter than the mascots…

    Looks like a cross between Lela from Futurama and Mr Penis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Place you bets:

    Steel Band 11/10.

    There'll also be a baldy, bearded man in tights holding a skull in some kind of Stratford vs Stratford-upon-Avon spectacular.

    Edited to add: I bet it will be Simon Callow
    "A troupe of NHS nurses will appear in one sequence"

    The world famous busload?
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    Quote Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas View Post
    Tolkein has a lot to answer for. I expect there'll be an hysterical 'Lord of the Rings (geddit)' segment as well.
    As Hugh Dyson (one of the Inklings) is reputed to have said when it was Tolkeins turn to read again, "oh fuck, not another Elf!"
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    Quote Originally Posted by PBUH View Post
    "A troupe of NHS nurses will appear in one sequence"

    The world famous busload?
    Because of efficiencies these will be Agency Nurses...
    To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day

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  10. 12-06-2012, 16:46 #40
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    [QUOTE=PBUH;4453374][B]"A troupe of NHS nurses will appear in one sequence"[/B]

    The world famous busload?[/QUOTE]

    Can't be! It says they [B]WILL[/B] appear :)
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