Discuss Flowers for a shag - Pies for a fatty. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Telegraph has an article on flowers helping to get a shag but the final paragraph must have been from an Arrser.
"If you approach someone outside a bakery and asked them if they wanted a ...
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Flowers for a shag - Pies for a fatty.
Telegraph has an article on flowers helping to get a shag but the final paragraph must have been from an Arrser.
"If you approach someone outside a bakery and asked them if they wanted a pie then you might get quite a high response rate there. That is because they are already in that neighbourhood for a reason,” he said"
Yes cos they are fat bastards.
Flowers and romance are linked, study finds - Telegraph
- 12-06-2012, 08:26 #2
I used to use a company called Unirose who, for a fiver, would send a single, long-stemmed, red rose in a white satin-lined wooden box to the woman I fancied at any one time. Worked every time!
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Confucius say: Sex like army, closer to discharge, better you feel.
- 12-06-2012, 08:28 #3I'm starting a company called Exrose which, for Five Hundred Quid, will send a single, long-stemmed, dead rose and a pine box to the woman you want out of your life.
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Do you have a website? Originally Posted by JoeCivvie Henry_Tombs and big ned like this.Older,but no wiser.
- 12-06-2012, 08:51 #5It's a sound business plan, but don't move into my territory and start sending long dead roadkill badgers to unloved persons. Originally Posted by JoeCivvie
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Roadkill Badgers? The Redneck singer? Originally Posted by cernunnos
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Or a claymore mine rigged to the box lid.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
- 12-06-2012, 10:32 #9It'd be like the old game of BJ roulette. You can opt for a nosh from six women, not knowing which one is the cannibal! Originally Posted by sunnoficarus To eat well in England one must have breakfast three times a day
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How can one decide when one can hardly see her? She might be quite attractive really. Play fair, eh? Originally Posted by sunnoficarus
But would you let this heffer near your sausage?
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