Discuss Flowers for a shag - Pies for a fatty. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by sunnoficarus
But would you let this heffer near your sausage?
Getting noshed off might take on a whole new and unexpected meaning for you.
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Was that photo taken at the last ARRSE crawl?
Originally Posted by sunnoficarus 
But would you let this heffer near your sausage?
Getting noshed off might take on a whole new and unexpected meaning for you."Two in the goo, one in the poo".
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There's no doubt about it. She definitely swallows. Originally Posted by sunnoficarus
But would you let this heffer near your sausage?
Getting noshed off might take on a whole new and unexpected meaning for you.Negligent-Discharge and Katy like this.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
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She's clearly only built for ingesting food. The fat fucker can bearly breathe as it is. Even a pickle dick would suffocate the cnut and it will be her own fault. Originally Posted by Camberwell_Carrot_:4452638 How can one decide when one can hardly see her? She might be quite attractive really. Play fair, eh? Originally Posted by sunnoficarus
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I'd be in the clear? Now you're talking. Cheers. I'll just wake up the old man here. Originally Posted by Pebbles015
Mustard on it, Miss?
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You might be safe. A diet full of sugar filled drinks and snacks may have caused her to lose a lot of teeth.
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My missus doesn't like getting flowers. I thought it was because she didn't like killing their beauty but it's probably down to her not wanting to have sex.
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I brought home a bunch of flowers for my partner,
she said "I suppose you want me to open my legs for them?"
I asked "why dont you have a vase?"I WILL BLEED ON THE FLAG TO KEEP THE RED IN THE CROSS OF ST GEORGE.
- 12-06-2012, 21:05 #18
Then she did & you said, "fuck, if you haven't anything smaller I'll be away back down the florist's, these will be swimming in there!"
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Takes more than a bunch of flowers. Half a bottle of Pimms should do it Originally Posted by masikuer "I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
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If anyone wants to send me flowers, PM for my address. No sexual favours of any kind will be given out in exchange (well, maybe, depends on the flowers) but I will think nice thoughts of you.
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