Discuss Cheerleaders in scimpy kit in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause
Who also seem to go for English accents.
I worked with a girl here in Florida - a little chubby but cute - she came in one Monday morning looking well ...
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I worked with a girl here in Florida - a little chubby but cute - she came in one Monday morning looking well ridden and put up wet. She told me that a (Royal) Navy ship was in port and she and her pals had been doing Karaoke in some club. Apparently, a young Scots matelot had come up to her and, I quote her, said "That wiz fuckin' awsome luv" - seems her knicker elastic melted right there and she was his for the weekend ...
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- 11-06-2012, 21:48 #22You ever think about putting some clothes on and, you know, coming out of the bedroom? Just onto Mummy's landing for starters. You can scuttle back in if you do not like it. Originally Posted by POGscribbler "Never served gopping sheeps cunt you say? If I pay him enough can he get me a gong?".
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Can't open the vid on the phone, is it similar to other documentaries that I have seen where cheerleaders with poor academic grades try to persuade their coach/teacher/headmaster that they shouldn't be kicked out of school?
bullet_catcher likes this.I'm not a drunk, I am by nature a loud, friendly and clumsy person.
I am not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings.
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I was thinking 'yea, right' but after watching it went all Fook mai
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!! gimme gimme gimme!! Originally Posted by Legs Not all are robot Barbie:
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I've never, ever been THAT pished...i dont think so anyway?...... Originally Posted by Civvy Scum 
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................i'm heading for the airport now!........... Originally Posted by rebel_with_a_cause 
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Originally Posted by Jack H I've never, ever been THAT pished...i dont think so anyway?......
I have.
I can't post any piccies, I think the fat bitch ate them.Jack H likes this.If I had known then what I know now, I wouldn't have made the mistake that taught me what I know now, but didn't know then.
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My mummy's dead mate died of meningitus in 1995 Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
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PocketComms - Language First Aid at your FingertipsAnd in one of the most famous war quotes in a film of all time..............
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it............
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