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  1. 12-06-2012, 20:40 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    ..... and I'll show you my clown flower ...(it squirts..)
    Is that a new name for the chocolate balloon knot?

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    Quote Originally Posted by marilyn (m) View Post
    Hi having just joined,hello to everyone. With a special hello to M my once best man from Stanway
    Your shrink called, apparently you missed your last ECT appointment.
    High on life. And glue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    And anyone who hasn't earned the badge of the Glorious CRE is a cunt....

    In fact they are all clown flowers....
    Who's CRE?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Forastero View Post
    Locked before it all gets silly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Cunts who Read Everything......



    Particularly if they pick on Eurovision victims...


    (Fecking Goatrutar... clown flower bastardo....)
    Victim? I heard you were a willing participant. What consenting adults do in their own time is none of my business....
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    Is it Marilyn Monroe come back from the grave to haunt us?

    Or perhaps she's just daft and thinks this is Facebook (not knowing that this is Arrsebook, the very antithesis of Facebook).

    However, I did find a photo of the OP:

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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    And anyone who hasn't earned the badge of the Glorious CRE is a cunt....

    In fact they are all clown flowers....
    Did you just call me a cunt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by goatrutar View Post
    Who's CRE?
    My dead dog knows.



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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Have you the badge of the glorious Corps?
    Have you got a death wish?
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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeCivvie View Post
    What in the name of shitting Jesus is that? Is it actually human or is it a shaved sasquatch? Holy fucking shit.
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