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  1. 12-06-2012, 19:00 #11
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    Huzzah! We do enjoy a tussle between a Mod and a God.

    Have a bee.

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  3. 12-06-2012, 19:21 #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bad CO View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by marilyn (m) View Post
    Hi having just joined,hello to everyone. With a special hello to M my once best man from Stanway
    Are you a Goth with greasy hair and weird contact lenses?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    Is it silly time then...? (Clown shoes and bucket of confetti out of the boot of the clown car...)



    Show us yer minge you greasy monacled contacty lensed oddball...... or it's not true...!




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    Quote Originally Posted by marilyn (m) View Post
    Hi having just joined,hello to everyone. With a special hello to M my once best man from Stanway
    Ici Londres! Les Français parlent aux Français

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    Blessent mon cœur
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    Quote Originally Posted by marilyn (m) View Post
    Hi having just joined,hello to everyone. With a special hello to M my once best man from Stanway
    Fascinating. Fancy a fuck?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marilyn (m) View Post
    Hi having just joined,hello to everyone. With a special hello to M my once best man from Stanway
    So, let me get this straight.

    You're called M, and your once (but no longer) best man is M also.

    Your favouritist pop star - Eminem, or 70s dude M?
    Favouritest sweeties - M & Ms?

    Am I close?
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    Quote Originally Posted by marilyn (m) View Post
    Hi having just joined,hello to everyone. With a special hello to M my once best man from Stanway
    Strangeways, more like.
    Care in Community has failed us.
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    I reckon Iron Duke is M from Stanway. He's got Best Man written all over him. (In Marilyn M's lipstick).
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    Quote Originally Posted by 3123 View Post
    You're right;

    OP - based on expert medical opinion show us yer minge, or mangina..... and I'll show you my clown flower ...(it squirts..)
    Do [people still fall for your clown flower routine?
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