Discuss Did I just say that...? in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I remember pulling this woman once, a text book MILF,. We went back to her place and got stripped for action but for some strange reason my complement of ''You dont have much cellulite considering ...
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Did I just say that...?
I remember pulling this woman once, a text book MILF,. We went back to her place and got stripped for action but for some strange reason my complement of ''You dont have much cellulite considering you've had four kids'' didnt go down too well.
As I sat outside in the rain waiting for a taxi I couldnt believe what I said or why I said it.I wasnt even thinking it.
As an aside, the wank sock got an extra airing that night.Honi Soit Qui Mal Inflictum Imbibo
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That's nice dear it's one of the funniest things I've read on here.
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"You don't sweat much for a fat bird" seems to be received unfavourably as well. Bloody women!
I can say the name of that railway station in Wales, as well.
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Your daughter swallowed.
I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.
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"You feel quiet tight for someone who's had 3 kids!"
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Is it in yet ?
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I'm a cunt for it. Theres a gucci butchers in Wilmslow that does some decent meat, got there 5 minutes before lock up and the nice old couple were apologetic but could offer little more than stewing steak as they were soaping down the display cases, 'thats fucking crap' says me, audibly to myself, I was merely confirming to myself that the situation I was in was 'fucking crap', I heard the collective intake of breath so shot off.
Worse still me and her went for a meal with one of her work mates and her pilot boyfriend. Nice bloke, not stuck up at all but unbeknowst to me the lass had met him whilst she was an Air Stewardess before going into law later. Anyway the topic of 'uniforms' came up and the 2 girls, giddy and full of wine admitted their partiality to men in uniform, with our manly breasts proudly swelling (as uniformed men) I suddenly felt the need to pipe in 'yeah, but you need to watch them stewardess slags! I've heard they suck pilots off mid flight and all sorts, heard they are right easy slags' then started cackling to myself, alone, with three sets of eyes boring into me, even my party trick of opening a bottle of beer with my eye socket didnt recover it.
It's akin to a disease if you ask me.Last edited by Carlos_Sanchez_IX; 09-06-2012 at 19:07.
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REALLY does it get any bigger?>>>>ever
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Ive held lots of things.....hmmmmm
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The only thing I'd enjoying seeing you 'holding' would be latter stage bowel cancer..
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