Discuss Oh dear,now that is embarrassing,,,, in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; At 69 he should have known better..........
Fire crews called to remove sex aid from 69-year-old man after 36-hour struggle | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk...
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About LinkBacks- 09-06-2012, 15:26 #1
Oh dear,now that is embarrassing,,,,
At 69 he should have known better..........
Fire crews called to remove sex aid from 69-year-old man after 36-hour struggle | Manchester Evening News - menmedia.co.uk
I can make you go Mmmmmmmmmmm all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's called Duct Tape
- 09-06-2012, 15:32 #2Senior Member
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The firemen were offered counselling? Was being put in the presence of a humourless, sour-faced woman with a flat chest and sores around her mouth, asking them to express their feelings, the only way to stop them laughing themselves to death?
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Originally Posted by Pigshyt_Freeman 
Ah, so the embarrassing part is the firies being offered "counselling"...........
I'm so glad I got the hell out of the UK
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So am I, you boring twat! Originally Posted by hellsbrink
Back to the OP, what was the offending article?
- 09-06-2012, 15:54 #5
"Ring shaped object"?
Cock ring?
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Earring in your case! Originally Posted by 3123
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Is that not the antithesis of "sex aid"? Originally Posted by 3123 Brothers in Arms, eh? Sacred bond, isn't it? killing other young men. One might even call it poetic. If poetry wasn't the last refuge of the bearded, cricket hating sodomite...
- 09-06-2012, 16:01 #8Siily old twat probably whacked on a homemade cock ring and was unprepared for the dramatic effect it had on the size of his lad and once excited, he couldn't extract his swollen member from it. Originally Posted by 3123
He probably panicked and started beating his meat and two veg with a lump hammer to cool his ardour.
Did he call the fire brigade himself? That would not be the first call I would make if under similar circumstances. The fire chaps are notorious for leaking stories like this to the local papers; then the nationals pick it up and before you know it, you're on the Graham Norton 'Show'.
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Your not armoured are you? Originally Posted by 3123
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I get enough sex, life fucks me everyday.
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