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It was the sight of a young male Adelie penguin attempting to have sex with a dead female that particularly unnerved George ...
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In the Guardian 'Sexual depravity' of penguins that Antarctic scientist dared not reveal
It was the sight of a young male Adelie penguin attempting to have sex with a dead female that particularly unnerved George Murray Levick, a scientist with the 1910-13 Scott Antarctic Expedition. No such observation had ever been recorded before, as far as he knew, and Levick, a typical Edwardian Englishman, was horrified. Blizzards and freezing cold were one thing. Penguin perversion was another.
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Dirty little bastard.That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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You know you would though.
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That would be stooping rather low and I have a bad back. Originally Posted by goatrutar That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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We have a penguin colony down here were I live, I might pop along to it tomorrow for a bit of live smut. Awesome.
- 09-06-2012, 13:04 #5
What a bunch of perverts,,lock them all up (Spheniscinae).....
We're in greater danger today than we were the day after Dunkirk. Our military is absolutely incapable of defending this country.Thanks to Broon and Osborne .
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Had a Rockhopper penguin just hop on my leg in the falklands (1990).....tart!!
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PocketComms - Language First Aid at your FingertipsAAGF likes this.And in one of the most famous war quotes in a film of all time..............
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it............
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I have felt strangely abused ever since
(can you put in a claim for that?)
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PocketComms - Language First Aid at your FingertipsAnd in one of the most famous war quotes in a film of all time..............
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it............
- 09-06-2012, 13:46 #8
Did your fingers smell of fish?
"Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
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funnily enough yes
although in return she hopped off smelling faintly of cheap aftershave, beer and a lingering aroma of cordite and wet doss bags so we ended up square I suppose?
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PocketComms - Language First Aid at your FingertipsAnd in one of the most famous war quotes in a film of all time..............
Shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, sautee it. There's, um, shrimp kebabs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo, pan fried, deep fried, stir fried. There's pineapple shrimp and lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That's, that's about it............
- 09-06-2012, 14:33 #10
Never mind all that, when are the Communards touring again?
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