Discuss Penguin Lust in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by POGscribbler
Having got out the army because of hearing loss (Gunfire)...
You're supposed to drink it, not wash your lugs with it....
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About LinkBacks- 10-06-2012, 00:31 #41You're supposed to drink it, not wash your lugs with it.
Originally Posted by POGscribbler 
cloudbuster likes this."Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
- 10-06-2012, 00:40 #42You...erm...working love? Originally Posted by POGscribbler
Daddy-pig says "Snoort!"
They used to say if an infinite number of chimps typed we would get the works of Shakespeare, the internet has proved this is NOT the case...
- 10-06-2012, 00:58 #43Saw loads in 85; how we laughed when they toppled onto their backs as they watched us fly over their colony. Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65
- 10-06-2012, 11:05 #44Senior Member
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Well, you're supposed to drink it, not pour it in your ear. Originally Posted by POGscribbler We need people who look to the stars, holding the nation and the world in their hearts but at the same time we need down-to-earth people who can do serious and trying work.
In a definite sense, a country's power and prestige isn't only a reflection of its economic power but also a reflection of its people's quality and morality. Moreover, I think the latter is actually more important in the long-term.
http://www.economist.com/blogs/multi...na_has_changed
- 11-06-2012, 00:06 #45Drink what? Originally Posted by smartascarrots "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
- 11-06-2012, 00:10 #46Senior Member
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<Wah Warning> ... Originally Posted by putteesinmyhands Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
- 11-06-2012, 00:12 #47I see you read post #41. Originally Posted by AAGF "Hurrah for the Works Group" just doesn't have the same ring...
"A volunteer is worth ten pressed men."
So, a TA battalion or nine Regular Guards battalions? Not a difficult choice, then (especially as we don't have nine Regular Guards battalions).
I am a number. I am not a free man.
- 11-06-2012, 00:29 #48Senior Member
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Indeed.
Hedley Lamarr: I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperadoes, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
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I met a few girls from Chesterfield once and if they are all like that lot, i can see why people want to hump the fucking Puffins. Originally Posted by Grey_Mafia65 Grey_Mafia65 likes this."I'm speeding, Officer, because i'm touching cloth"
- 11-06-2012, 04:46 #50
OFFS! When the jackets find one of their number who can read this, they'll all be singing:
A shovel
and a pick
and a penguin chick!
in no time!cloudbuster likes this.
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