Discuss You may now punch the Bridesmaid... in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; Originally Posted by chocolate_frog
I thought the Bestman's job was to dance with (maybe chat up) with the Bridesmaid... not knock them out!!!
Nice day for a fight wedding: Best man knocks out bridesmaid as ...
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The first rule of fight club.........
Originally Posted by chocolate_frog 
"When you're wounded and left on Afghanistan's plains, and the women come out to cut up what remains, jest roll to your rifle and blow out your brains and go to your gawd like a soldier."
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Indeed. Originally Posted by CQMS
High on life. And glue.
- 09-06-2012, 12:40 #13
Never ever get involved in arguments between a man and a woman,no matter how good your intentions you will come off worse,either the boyfriend will start a fight or start arguing with you,it's at this point the girlfriend will lay into you for picking on her boyfriend then they will kiss and make up and then they will both start to beat you up,,It's just not worth it...Speaking from experience.......
I can make you go Mmmmmmmmmmm all night long,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,It's called Duct Tape
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This is out of order, bridesmaids are solely for the purpose of theatrical vomiting, drug supply and opportunistic pimping.
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
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Merthyr tyfil you say?
on the scale of things that was a very low-key event, It'll be forgotten about come the morrow.yeh yeh yeh, I know my spelling and typing is shyte.
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She didn't have to be told twice.......
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