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Falling sheep...
Couldnt think where to put this but here you go.
Falling sheep.“It's easy to laugh and be happy, when the world rolls along like a song,
But a man is worthwhile, If he can just smile, When everything goes fucking wrong.....”
Adolf Hitler 1945.
Friedrich Nietzsche believed that morality is just a fiction used by the herd of inferior human beings to hold back the few superior men ..
- 05-06-2012, 19:19 #2
Disappointing, it would have been much better if they'd been herded out the back of a C130 at 10,000 feet. Especially if there had been an aggressive collie chasing them all the way down.
Excerpt from The Four Slappers of the Apocalypse.
And when I had opened the fourth beer, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale horse: and her that sat on him was the wife, and Hell followed with her......
- 05-06-2012, 19:20 #3Senior Member
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Talking of falling things, yesterdays Telegraph obits mentioned one Lt Col Ernest Edlmann. Captured during the war and at one time incarcerated in Oflag V11C in Bavaria.
"The camp was full of Polish officers who hated the Germans so much that when they saw a group of them gathered in the courtyard of the castle they would launch themselves from the windows, four stories up and kill themselves by falling on them"
Commitment or what?CENT 05ZR70.Last seen at Marchwood, (by Nobby) Heading for Israel.
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It's just that they aren't very good at perching
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I can now see where Velcro gloves might come in handy...
High on life. And glue.
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Originally Posted by goatrutar 
"I can always make it a rule to get there first with the most men."
- 06-06-2012, 13:05 #7Not really. They tend to keep you in the one position, whereas hanging onto the fleece allows more freedom of movement. Originally Posted by goatrutar
So Llech says.I didn't say it was your fucking fault, I said I was blaming you.
I'm only responsible for what I say...not what you understand.
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Fancy having your car rammed by a falling sheep. Originally Posted by ark-angel
Rickshaw!cloudbuster likes this.3; 2; 1; Firing NOW.........
3; 2; 1; Firing NOW ........
FFS Pass me the bloody matches.
Si hoc legere scis nimium eruditionis habes!
- 06-06-2012, 13:24 #9
Give it tup, mate.
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Proper ram raiders...
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