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    Dear Gary Barlow. Please stop it.

    Is he on drugs or something? How many more old half dead singers can he rake up?

    Lenny Henry and jimmy Carr? He's having a laugh.

    Unlike me.

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    You're not wrong...you've won a pony and some fizzy pink wine......

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Is he on drugs or something? How many more old half dead singers can he rake up?

    Lenny Henry and jimmy Carr? He's having a laugh.

    Unlike me.
    I heard Amy Winehouse's corpse might be making a surprise appearance.

    Freddie Mercury's on standby.
    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pyianno View Post
    I heard Amy Winehouse's corpse might be making a surprise appearance.

    Freddie Mercury's on standby.
    They'd be better than most of these lot.

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    Any idea what Grace Jones was thinking when she decided to hula hoop through her bit, I am assuming she was on some sort of medication.
    and Annie Lennox is making my ears bleed, I'm off out for a smoke and top up.
    I never touched it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    They'd be better than most of these lot.
    I'm listening to a collection of old Thatcher speeches so I wouldn't know.
    "If a terrorist organisation wanted to knock out the moral compass of Britain, all they'd have to do is to kill 100 celebrities at random. The entire country would have an instant nervous breakdown."

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    From the reign that brougt you The Who, Pink Floyd and Led Zep we get JLS and the thick bird of the voice.
    No wonder the DoE has chucked a sickie.

    Barlow would blow one of the Corgi's if he thought it would get a knighthood mind he'd have to fight Titchmarsh off the thing first.
    We should remember the tremendous contribution of the Queen Mother to the war effort:
    As the BBC pointed out, she 'bravely remained in London beside her husband' during the war.
    This contrasts sharply with the actions of my grandfather who, on the declaration of war immediately left his wife and children and pissed off, first to France, then North Africa, Italy, France (again) and finally Germany.
    The shame will always be with us.

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    I bet even the people that signed all the Di books have fucked off home now . Was Grace Jones ever credible or did people just buy her albums to see a bit of skin ? The hula hooping mad self indulgent cow .
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    Quote Originally Posted by jcm649 View Post
    Any idea what Grace Jones was thinking when she decided to hula hoop through her bit, I am assuming she was on some sort of medication.
    and Annie Lennox is making my ears bleed, I'm off out for a smoke and top up.
    And did you notice at the end of her performance she wished the Queen happy birthday!!!
    The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena, whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs, who comes short again and again, because there is no effort without error and shortcoming.

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    Is there a concert or something on? You'd think there would have been something on the news about it...
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