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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzijon View Post
    Fucking 'Brittannia'. Get out.
    Or what?
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    Quote Originally Posted by The_Snail View Post
    Or what?
    What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by guzzijon View Post
    What?
    You are virtually begging for a slap.

    Don't. Just don't.
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    No, I'm literally begging for a slap you saucy minx.

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    Zeus said it was smashing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jarrod248 View Post
    Zeus said it was smashing.
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    That was a good idea, well done that dog....is he related to Stumpy by any chance?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhobidust View Post
    That was a good idea, well done that dog....is he related to Stumpy by any chance?
    His relatives are foreign and he prefers decent music and chicken.
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    what breed is that, obviously not a large dog?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhobidust View Post
    what breed is that, obviously not a large dog?
    He's a Husky, he's only a baby.
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