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  1. 03-06-2012, 17:24 #21
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    Thra.SPLUGE! oh FUCK!.
    Everyone deserves a second chance, except those who try to shaft me and fail.

    We are the Pilgrims, Master, we shall go always a little further,

    It may be beyond the Blue mountain barred with snow,

    Across that Angry or Glittering Sea.
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    There is such grace in the way she moves, in so many different directions, and all at the same time.
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    At last a real sized model instead of a scrawny ,ugly old boot like Kate Moss or her ilk.
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    i'm offering my services as a personal gynaecologist for free!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr_Snakey View Post
    There is such grace in the way she moves, in so many different directions, and all at the same time.
    And without falling over. Or, to give it it's medical term, arrse over tit.

    Taxi!
    In my 50's and thus a grumpy old man. Just so long as you realise that I'm right and you're wrong, we'll get along just fine, OK?
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    I'd tap that like a broken morse key.


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    Hubba Hubba!!
    Brace up, show the movement!
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    Bitty........
    Traffic copper to Sir Arthur "Bomber" Harris, 1943: "Don't drive so fast sir, you might kill somebody".
    Harris: "Young man, I kill thousands of people every night".

    Mr. Golden makes exceedingly good showers!

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    A talented lady...
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  10. 03-06-2012, 19:31 #30
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    Saggy titted bitch. At least she's of sufficient size to forearm smash!
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