ARmy Rumour SErvice

Not to mention the fact that it's now moderated by the Gestapo.

Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas

It seems to me that Arrse has got a bit flabby.

There's a sense that everything has been covered and there's nothing else to say about anything. It's a doldrum or a mid life crisis and we need a bit of wind to fart us out of it.

Sheds. SLR. Running times. Higgs Bosun. Pikeys. Walts. Vaaastly porkable maidens. Chavs. Septics. Rock Apes. Boathouses. Tropper. Hats. Jarrod's car. Jimbo. Having a Shit (ref Jimbo). 7.62 v 5.56. The inevitable collapse of the Capitalist system due to the current price of Eurobonds, ffs.

Is there anything left for the Arrsegenius to pronounce upon?

(a prediction for spreadbetters: The next reply will be "no")

Duty pissed off skinny bint reporting for duty sir.

Anyone fancy a pop at me?

Thought not.

Don't. Just don't.

Originally Posted by dinosaur_poo

Not to mention the fact that it's now moderated by the Gestapo.

You can fuck off as well.

Originally Posted by The_Snail

You can fuck off as well.

You have become really rather grumpy lately.

There's a whiff of fear in the air, no doubt. I cocked up myself just now by posting the same thread twice and I've locked the back door.

Seems to me that any edgy thread either produces appalling filth, which is to be commended, or a kind of 'fiddling under the blanket' filthyness, which is like looking at a puppy that flinches when you go to pat him.

lesbian goat porn is a subject that has been lacking lately.

Just not looking in the right place.

I think even that's been done. Lance Private Jones majors on it.