Discuss It's the end of Arrse as we know it and we feel fine. in The NAAFI Bar on The Army Rumour Service; I think Buzz has a point. We need a flaming session - much better than the USMC one, which had its moments, but was a bit TA, to be honest.
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I think Buzz has a point. We need a flaming session - much better than the USMC one, which had its moments, but was a bit TA, to be honest.
Someone lurking could do better than that.
- 02-06-2012, 23:08 #32Senior Member
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It does get a bit repetitive - hence why a lot of the posters are always usernames created in the last month or two ago. A lot of the oldies have heard it all before (inc me in my former username).
Some borderline boiler will get a bit of media coverage, and you can almost bet your life savings on a thread appearing next day "(Insert Borderline Boiler) - Would you?"
How vvaannmmaann hasn't got bored of posting Daily Mail / Telegraph links after this long I'll never know.
But to be totally honest, I think the thing I miss the most are the stories. Taff49's exploits in Hong Kong, Vertical Gyros many tales of fine swordsmanship and examples that I could sit and read all day.
I think the problem is that a newbie comes across ARRSE, gets a flavour for the 'humour' (by humour, I mean the incredible amount of pointless bollocks that people feel they simply have to post), then posts along the lines of what he/she has just read - which just happens to be yet another Daily Mail link or some bird with tits.
I think the most disappointing bit about it, is after someone's spent a good deal of time writing a good tale of the good times in their military prime as they remember it, no sooner is it posted it drops off the page because of the sheer amount of bone threads about outrage / naked chick / walt / wanker stories (and their inevitable one word replies "what 'ee said", "I would", "You are XXX and I claim my XXX" etc).
I know my reply wasn't funny, but hey - I'm assuming the OP was posing the question to get some kind of response right?Last edited by DavidCameron; 03-06-2012 at 00:12.
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- 03-06-2012, 00:13 #35Been done. Originally Posted by King_of_the_Burpas
It's the end of Arrse as we now it and we feel fine.
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- 03-06-2012, 00:26 #36
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I'd steer a wide course around this lady. She threw a gypsy out through her patio door for looking at her funny. Originally Posted by The_Snail 
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- 03-06-2012, 00:34 #37Scary & Baby confirmed there would be no further Spice Girls reunions... Originally Posted by Ruckerwocman .
I'd steer a wide course around this lady. She threw a gypsy out through her patio door for looking at her funny.
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- 03-06-2012, 00:39 #38Howay man, throbber. I fucked up and posted the same thread twice, cos I'm a cunt. Now ganz back to yer Ashint'n shite herl and rall up a spliff xx Originally Posted by TheIronDuke
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He's not a cunt, cunts are useful. He is, however, a big timing dull twat. Originally Posted by The_Snail Clunge likes this.There is no question so obviously stupid that it prevents one supposedly intelligent human from asking it of another.
Likewise, there is no human problem that cannot be solved by the correct application of the appropriate quantity of high explosive, the suitable quantity being derived by the Formula P, where P = "plenty"
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