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    Tonight's, cough, entertainment...

    This was taken a few minutes ago in Glasgow.... what's going to be the outcome?
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    She'll blow too hard and the poor cow on the right will burst.
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    A pearl necklace if you're lucky.

    A shag if you're not?

    Nice rack though.
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    Not one but two !!!! You jammy fucker
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    Quote Originally Posted by MuddyOldEngineer View Post
    Not one but two !!!! You jammy fucker
    Yes but don't they tend to use deep-fried Mars Bars as sex toys - not a pretty sight?
    In my 50's and thus a grumpy old man. Just so long as you realise that I'm right and you're wrong, we'll get along just fine, OK?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge View Post
    This was taken a few minutes ago in Glasgow.... what's going to be the outcome?
    Venereal disease. Followed by a sustained case of harassment. She has the look about her of the truly deranged.

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
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    The outcome will be you going home alone, whilst those 2 shack up for the night and teach each other the ancient art of fisting.

    Where's the photo with her tits out?!!?
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    I will instead retire with the images of ms Kathleen Jenkins at Epsom to hand.


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    Assuming you haven't paid for them, nothing else and whichever one belongs to you elbowing you in the ribs if you attempt to get your leg over later.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Negligent-Discharge View Post
    This was taken a few minutes ago in Glasgow.... what's going to be the outcome?
    You going home alone for a tearful w4nk?

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